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Road Hard, Put Away Wet

July 19, 2017July 19, 2017 John Branning

Virtually every little boy and girl (and, in the spirit of inclusiveness, every gender-fluid child) in our country dreams of growing up and becoming President one day. I have a message for the youngsters of […]

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2 CommentsFictionelection, humor, President, road, satire, stipend

Detours on the road to serenity

April 3, 2017April 3, 2017 Molly Stevens

Last week, when Patrick drove home from choir practice and backed into the garage, I did something bizarre. I did not suck the oxygen from the car, offer advice, and shriek “Don’t hit the recycle bin!” […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Lifehumor, letting go, potholes, road, serenity, Shallow Reflections, wisdom

Finally! The Answer To The Chicken V. Egg Question…Sort Of

August 16, 2014August 16, 2014 Lisa Newlin
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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Good Clean Funchicken, chicken cross the road, Chicken or the egg, drive, egg, road, roadkill, squirrel

Freedom Fighters

February 21, 2014February 21, 2014 Thomas Sullivan

We humans like to think we understand the world, which shows just how ignorant we are. We especially miss the boat with animals. We think different species avoid each other and only interact when it’s […]

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8 CommentsFictionchickens, deer, flipping over, freedom fighters, funny, humor, humoroutcasts, illegals, peta, road, Thomas Sullivan

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