Sometimes it is good just to relax, be still, and just contemplate Nature……

Deer are so common in Indiana that sometimes we forget they were once wiped out in the state. Now they’re back, wiping out cars instead, so you really don’t have to try to hard to […]
Dear Lord, I know it’s been a while since I’ve asked for your forgiveness so please Bear with me. When I told my Deer wife Bee that she was the Cat’s meow I should have […]
Wife: Are you OK to drive? Me: I passed a breathalyzer. Wife: That’s your iPhone, and you licked it. Me: Are you a cop? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 24, 2014 3-year-old: What happened to […]
We humans like to think we understand the world, which shows just how ignorant we are. We especially miss the boat with animals. We think different species avoid each other and only interact when it’s […]
Alcohol kills germs, so I drink it to sanitize my organs. It’s basically a health food. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 19, 2013 Things were said. Feelings were hurt. Your car was set […]
I set my wife on fire ONE TIME and suddenly I’m the bad guy. Women are ridiculous. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 11, 2013 In a few years, deer will evolve to be […]