Robert Burns, Booze, and Deer
By now you’re all sick of 2025 being as bad as 2024, and maybe you’re thinking of just cancelling the rest of the 2020s. Low ratings, right? They cancelled Firefly. But my wife and I […]
Tag: deer
The Fearless Deer of Pokagon
Deer are so common in Indiana that sometimes we forget they were once wiped out in the state. Now they’re back, wiping out cars instead, so you really don’t have to try to hard to […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, I know it’s been a while since I’ve asked for your forgiveness so please Bear with me. When I told my Deer wife Bee that she was the Cat’s meow I should have […]
Unicorn Bites 3/24/14
Wife: Are you OK to drive? Me: I passed a breathalyzer. Wife: That’s your iPhone, and you licked it. Me: Are you a cop? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 24, 2014 3-year-old: What happened to […]
Freedom Fighters
We humans like to think we understand the world, which shows just how ignorant we are. We especially miss the boat with animals. We think different species avoid each other and only interact when it’s […]
Unicorn Bites 12/19/13
Alcohol kills germs, so I drink it to sanitize my organs. It’s basically a health food. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 19, 2013 Things were said. Feelings were hurt. Your car was set […]
Unicorn Bites 10/11/13
I set my wife on fire ONE TIME and suddenly I’m the bad guy. Women are ridiculous. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 11, 2013 In a few years, deer will evolve to be […]