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Tag: Friday the 13th

You Will Be The Special Topping Of The Night!

May 4, 2024 rfreed

This is a real sign outside a pizza place in Oaxaca, Mexico. Possible captions for it: 1- Um…..just what sort of meat did you say was on that? 2- Yes, you do have a great […]

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UncategorizedFriday the 13th, Jason Voorhees, machete, Oaxaca, pizza

Friday the 13th festivities begin, teens dumber and more juvenile than ever

May 13, 2016May 13, 2016 Michael Picarella

By Pamela Voorhees Staff Parks and Wreck Writer Chief executive of the Camp Crystal Lake Safety Council, Isa Nyonethere, says making it home this weekend to your psycho family and friends without getting decapitated or […]

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1 CommentGood Clean FunCamp Crystal Lake, Friday the 13th, humor, Jason Voorhees, monsters

Friday the Thirteenth! Bah! Humbug!

November 13, 2015November 13, 2015 Kathy Minicozzi

I am not afraid of anything! Well, I’m afraid of falling from great heights and scary amusement park rides. And rats. Let’s not forget rats. Oh, and creepy crawlers, including spiders. I don’t care how […]

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6 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daybad luck, Friday the 13th, funny stories, humoroutcasts, Kathy Minicozzi, superstition, superstitions

Oh Deer!

February 15, 2015February 14, 2015 Jen Tucker

I don’t believe in superstition.  If you step on a crack, you’re not likely to break my mother’s back.  Black cats aren’t unlucky unless you’re Jen Tucker.  If you are Jen Tucker, you’re the proud […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleaccident, cars, coop, deer, Friday the 13th, humoroutcasts, Jen Tucker, superstitions

Friday the 13th in Sports

September 13, 2013September 14, 2013 Stan Silliman

Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman FRIDAY THE 13TH IN SPORTS Pararkevidekatriaphobia. Okay, folks, the longest word in Silliman on Sports history. A combination of three Greek words – paraskevi means “Friday”, dekatria means “Thirteen” […]

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Lifestyle, Sportsbaseball, Fear, Friday the 13th, funny, humoroutcasts, Lloyds of London, player numbers, sports, Stan Silliman

I Fear a Lot of Things but Not the Number 13

January 13, 2012January 13, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Friday the 13th; it’s here again.  I have to say I don’t understand the hoopla over it. I know there is a long-standing tradition of dread associated with this day. Some people suffer from a […]

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11 CommentsEveryday Life, LifestyleFear, Fox News, Friday, Friday the 13th, Housewives of Beverly Hills, Phillies, superstition

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