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I am not afraid of anything! Well, I’m afraid of falling from great heights and scary amusement park rides. And rats. Let’s not forget rats. Oh, and creepy crawlers, including spiders. I don’t care how […]

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I know it’s bad luck if a black cat runs in front of you. What if he just squats and takes a dump instead? Good luck?

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