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For those who want to know how to keep the cat downstairs. This is how to keep the cat downstairs…

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Bad Advice Friday, 4-14-17

April 14, 2017
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Today is once more Bad-Advice Friday. I shall be dispensing bad advice to all comers. The advice will stupendously bad. PD asks: How do I get the cat to emulate a dog? He never meows…

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Peanut Butter Chip Cookies – Tap it’s Amazing Power

December 22, 2014
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Peanut Butter Chip Cookies – Tap it’s Amazing Power

American Dessert PEANUT BUTTER CHIP COOKIES INGREDIENTS 3 cups flour 1 teaspoon baking powder 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 cup butter 1 cup sugar ½ cup brown sugar 1 egg 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 10…

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Unicorn Bites 9/20/14

September 23, 2014
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I don’t care what the vet says. If your dog weighs less than 10 pounds, it’s a cat. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 20, 2014 4-year-old daughter: Why don’t you make milk for the baby?…

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Sugartastic Daddy John’s Story.

Sugartastic Daddy John’s Story.

Sugartastic Daddy John was in pensive mood. He didn’t like that there were many tales of Thirsty Dave, Scurvy Jane and Jill Y’s fascination with shoes but very few tales about his bad self. In…

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Very superstitious…

March 14, 2014
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I know it’s bad luck if a black cat runs in front of you.   What if he just squats and takes a dump instead?   Good luck? Lisa NewlinLisa is a humor writer who…

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Why do you constantly have to label things?

Why do you constantly have to label things?

If you had two stories to tell me and one was about how much money you don’t make and the other was about a recurring dream where Bill Murray wakes up each morning and still…

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Who Put This Banana in the Drawer?

January 14, 2014
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I have a way of finding things in unusual places. Take, for example, the time I found one of my socks on the kitchen floor, next to the door. It was just one gray and…

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No Kitty Noses in the Banana Bread!

November 30, 2013
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No Kitty Noses in the Banana Bread!

Dear Cat: 1. Cats cannot taste sweetness in food. Your taste buds are not built that way. Mine are. 2. Cats don’t like bananas. 3. Therefore, cats do not like banana bread, which is sweet…

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Dear Neighborhood Skunk:

August 6, 2013
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Although my cat and I appreciate the fragrance demonstration that you gave us last night from the yard outside, we think it would be more neighborly of you to spray it toward the street the…

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