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The Unofficial and Definitely Un-Presidential Meanings of ‘POTUS’.

August 4, 2018
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Our national beloved love of acronyms has brought us a new term for our fearless Fuhrers. The term, which took me a while to understand as everyone tells you acronyms but doesn’t bother to translate…

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The Ultimate Modern Humor Article

April 8, 2017
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Researchers at various humor think tanks and humor websites have been exhaustingly searching for clues on how to adapt comic articles to our modern times. With the increased dumbing down of the intellect imposed on…

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Spotlight on Donna Cavanagh – Author of “How to Write and Share Humor”

August 5, 2016
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Excerpt From How to Write  and Share Humor:   PART I: CAN I WRITE FUNNY?   Some writers do not know they are funny. Some writers can’t put their funny into words, and some want…

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I Will Not Write Self-Deprecating Humor

May 10, 2016
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We must learn to love ourselves. Self-help books tell us that, and why would their authors lie to us? Loving ourselves is a nice thing to do. It seems to me that this idea extends…

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The special blue pill

September 29, 2014
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I hear my husband running down the hall to where I stood in the bathroom putting in my contacts. “What is this?” He’s holding out his hand. I look down at it, thinking it’s a…

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Unicorn Bites 9/2/14

September 4, 2014
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A woman at work said she believes in biblical marriage, so I bought her from her father for nine goats. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 2, 2014 My 4-year-old asked what drunk means. I said…

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Unicorn Bites 8/8/14

August 10, 2014
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Wife: I think I’m a very forgiving person Me: You stabbed me over paint Wife: Next time learn the difference between eggshell & off white. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 8, 2014 [4-year-old daughter talks…

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Limbaugh: Offensive Comment Unfairly Taken Out of Context From Much Longer Offensive Commentary

April 14, 2014
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Limbaugh: Offensive Comment Unfairly Taken Out of Context From Much Longer Offensive Commentary

Rush Limbaugh is blasting critics in the liberal media today, after several news outlets reported on a comment he made during yesterday’s show that they deemed horribly offensive. Limbaugh spent nearly 15 minutes this afternoon…

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Unicorn Bites 9/29/13

September 29, 2013
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I envy kids in highchairs. I want to eat something so intensely I have to be strapped in. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 29, 2013 Police shouldn’t use dogs. There are other trainable, ferocious animals…

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What It Means to Be an American

July 21, 2013
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On my brief hiatus, that I will disguise using the word “hiatus” and not the words “time when I did nothing but work and had nothing to say,” I thought much about what it means…

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