Unicorn Bites 8/8/14

Wife: I think I’m a very forgiving person Me: You stabbed me over paint Wife: Next time learn the difference between eggshell & off white. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 8, 2014 [4-year-old daughter talks […]
Wife: I think I’m a very forgiving person Me: You stabbed me over paint Wife: Next time learn the difference between eggshell & off white. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 8, 2014 [4-year-old daughter talks […]
My 3-year-old daughter asked, “If I eat a leprechaun, will my poop turn green?” That mystery will keep me awake tonight. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 17, 2014 Oh, you wore green for St. Patrick’s […]