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SPARKS BRIEF: The Real Dolls of D.C.

June 12, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

Washington, D.C. – The tariffs might put a damper on American holiday consumption this Christmas; don’t worry about the thirty dolls you won’t be able to buy. Your little darlings won’t even need two or […]

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Cartoon: Handmaid Barbie

March 24, 2024 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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My Sequel to Barbie

August 16, 2023 Paul De Lancey

Barbie(tm) sounds like a great movie. It deserves a great sequel. And I have one ready. Well, it could happen. – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic […]

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1 CommentMovies & TVapocalyptic, barbie, brie, Chef Paul, comic chef, cookbook, good food, hunks, Lutheran, Movie, recipes, sequel, thriller

Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/2/23

August 4, 2023 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Barbie opening day, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, Politics, Relationships, Sports, Technologybarbie, Barbieheimer, Box Office, headlines, humor, Ken, news, parody, satire

Non-Booby Barbie

August 2, 2023August 3, 2023 rfreed

A while back Mattel Inc. announced that it would be ‘downsizing’ their trademark, their symbol, their meal ticket, the Barbie doll.  Barbie, that picture perfect plastic woman doll who represented many a young girl’s dreams […]

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Barbie Doll Is In Her 50’s -BEWARE- COUGAR ALERT!!

July 30, 2023 rfreed

Barbie doll is now well into her 50’s. She sure doesn’t look it. She looks like she’s either discovered the Fountain of Youth or had her whole body Botoxed. Of course it helps when you […]

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4 CommentsGood Clean Funbarbie, barbie doll, Barbie movie, Cro-Magnum Barbie, Ken

Introducing Librarian Barbie! (Now With Special Eye-Rolling Function)

April 7, 2020 Roz Warren

Mattel just rolled out a bunch of new Barbies in a variety of shapes, sizes, colors and abilities, so that everyone who wants to play with a Barbie can have one who is just like […]

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1 CommentEveryday Lifebarbie, humor, librarian, workplace humor

Toys ‘Я’ Us Making a Comeback? Maybe with a Few Changes?

April 15, 2018April 15, 2018 Donna Cavanagh

It seems that the brains behind MGA Entertainment Isaac Larian has put in a bid of $890 Million to save Toys ‘Я’ Us stores from closing. If the deal goes through, the retail icon will not […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestylebarbie, Donna Cavanagh, funny, games, GI Jane, GI Joe, HGTV, humor, humoroutcasts. Toys R Us, life, Monopoly, satire

Fun With Boomer Barbie

February 4, 2016February 4, 2016 Roz Warren

Barbie is on the cover of Time! The big news is that Mattell is bringing out a batch of brand new Barbies with different (and more realistic) body types. In addition to the original, Barbie […]

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Unicorn Bites #538

November 6, 2014November 6, 2014 James Breakwell

4-year-old: I put my Barbie in the tanning bed. Me: You don’t have a Barbie tanning bed. 4: Me: *sprints to the toaster* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 24, 2014 Me: Why do you have […]

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