My Sequel to Barbie
Barbie(tm) sounds like a great movie. It deserves a great sequel. And I have one ready. Well, it could happen. – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic […]
Tag: Movie
Kids Desperately Hoping New Star Wars Movies Aren’t As Bad As Terrible Original Trilogy
In advance of the upcoming Star Wars movies, the nation’s youngsters are desperately hoping that the new attempts will not be as bad as episodes four through six from the original trilogy. Most enjoyed episodes […]
Movie Commentary: The Ancient Greeks Did Not Fight in Speedos
300 makes my all-time fetid-movie list. While it is true that the Spartans heroically delayed the Persian invasion at Thermopylae, it is not true that: 1) All Persians were hideous, hairless, trolls. Most Persians probably […]
Dear Ryan Gosling, Please Break Up With Eva
Ryan Gosling has been in the news recently because he allegedly got Evan Mendes pregnant. He hasn’t denied it but I won’t believe it until the DNA test is complete. Even then, I’m sure she […]
Fifty Shades of Grey and Hallmark?
The trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey is out, and the film will hit theaters on Valentine’s Day of 2015. Because I have nothing better to do, I have been thinking of fun ways to […]
Saudi chicken and rice, haikus, and 40-hour been runs
Saudi Entree AL KABSA (Chicken and rice) INGREDIENTS 3 pounds chicken breasts (or other parts) 2 carrots 5 garlic cloves 2 medium onions 3 Roma tomatoes 4 tablespoons butter 1/2 cup tomato puree 2 ½ […]
Fifty Shades of Grey: The Movie
The wait is finally over. No, they haven’t found the last golden ticket to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory (I wish). The leads have been cast for the movie adaptation of the trashy novel…um…sorry…I mean erotic […]
The Crimson Chubby
Every year there are attendees at Comic-Con known as cosplayers who like to dress up as their favorite characters. Some put an amazing amount of work into their costumes. I took a picture of this […]