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Misheard Lyrics of Anna Kendrick

December 3, 2023 Paul De Lancey

The superb Anna Kendick sings the great song “Cups,” aka “When I’m Gone,” in the excellent movie Pitch Perfect.The true lyrics include: “You’re gonna miss me by my walk, you’re gonna miss me by my talk, […]

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Coffee Vanilla Shea Butter Soap

November 9, 2023 Paul De Lancey

COFFEE VANILLA SHEA BUTTER SOAP ­ INGREDIENTS ­ 2 pounds shea butter base 1 tablespoon isopropyl alcohol ¾ teaspoon coffee essential oil ½ teaspoon vanilla essential oil ½ cup used coffee grounds isopropyl alcohol or […]

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