Drinking and Driving
It looks blurry because you’ve drunk too much. Most of us have never had a DUI offense. We simply don’t drink enough to have an illegal Blood Alcohol Content (BAC) high enough for a citation. […]
Tag: Woman
Misheard Lyrics of Anna Kendrick
The superb Anna Kendick sings the great song “Cups,” aka “When I’m Gone,” in the excellent movie Pitch Perfect.The true lyrics include: “You’re gonna miss me by my walk, you’re gonna miss me by my talk, […]
Archer Woman on Line Cutting
People who do rude things often say, “Well, what are you going to do about it?” Archer Woman knows what she’ll do, Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest […]
The Mysterious Woman from Mars?
The internet is all in a tizzy over the mysterious photo NASA received from Mars. The image in question shows what UFO experts (the experts who think aliens created the pyramids and Donald Trump) say is a […]
The Extra Boob Boo Boo
A woman in Florida spent $20,000 to get a third boob surgically implanted on her body in an effort to make her less attractive to men. Oh, Hon – an extra boob? You know nothing […]
A woman’s Look
A woman’s look can soothe the poison and make the demons disappear. A woman’s look can make the greatest cynic, smile away the fear. A woman’s look can ignite the torch that sets the flame. […]
Some Ups And Downs But Their Love Is Stronger Than Steel
It’s sad when you read stories about people being taken for a ride. But if this story is legit, this would be a happy event. A woman named Linda Ducharme in Florida (and this stuff […]
A liar and a t-shirt
I just saw a woman wearing a shirt that just said “Gorgeous.” That woman is most certainly a liar. It would have been believable had her shirt said “I love Cheetos and have […]
Woman vs. Machine
Don’t get me wrong. I love anything that runs on wheels, gears and/or electricity. The problem is, sometimes the gizmos don’t like me. But I know that machines have minds and personalities, and that they […]
Reeves keeps it real
For a long time, I had no time for Keanu Reeves apart from Bill and Ted, The Matrix, The Devil’s Advocate, Johnny Mnemonic and Even Cowgirls Get The Blues. I heard somewhere that he was […]