If a woman expects you to open the door for her, it’s a massive red flag. Never date a girl who doesn’t know how to work a knob. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) October 9, 2013…
I didn’t say I want “presents.” I said I want “peasants.” I’m looking to start a feudal state, not use a gift card. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 29, 2013 Nice try, spam account on…
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I grew up in a family of lawyers. My dad was an attorney who later became a judge for the State Of Connecticut (he really wanted to become a judge on The People’s Court but…
ESPN Analyst Matthew Barnaby was arrested and charged with a DUI. The good news is that ESPN has finally found someone with the right credentials to run their journalism ethics department Stephanie QueenI'm a…
Today wasn’t one of the high points of my life. I spent most of the day in the Court House. I have been keeping quiet, but about a month ago, I got my first…
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