Drinking and Driving
It looks blurry because you’ve drunk too much. Most of us have never had a DUI offense. We simply don’t drink enough to have an illegal Blood Alcohol Content (BAC) high enough for a citation. […]
Tag: DUI
Unicorn Bites 10/9/13
If a woman expects you to open the door for her, it’s a massive red flag. Never date a girl who doesn’t know how to work a knob. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October […]
Unicorn Bites 8/29/13
I didn’t say I want “presents.” I said I want “peasants.” I’m looking to start a feudal state, not use a gift card. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 29, 2013 Nice try, spam […]
It’s Just Not Worth It
There’s nothing funny about drinking and driving. You risk creating a tragedy for yourself, other people, and their friends and families. If you get caught, your insurance rates are bound to soar and you just […]
The Mayor Gets a DUI – Justice or Railroading?
Today wasn’t one of the high points of my life. I spent most of the day in the Court House. I have been keeping quiet, but about a month ago, I got my first […]