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Unicorn Bites 10/9/13

October 9, 2013October 9, 2013 James Breakwell

If a woman expects you to open the door for her, it’s a massive red flag. Never date a girl who doesn’t know how to work a knob. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October […]

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayalphabet, American Ninja, CHiPs, divorced, DUI, funny, holding door for woman, humor, James Breakwell, middle aged, muscle car, reverse alphabet, toddler, xploding unicorn

Unicorn Bites 8/29/13

August 29, 2013August 29, 2013 James Breakwell

I didn’t say I want “presents.” I said I want “peasants.” I’m looking to start a feudal state, not use a gift card. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 29, 2013 Nice try, spam […]

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A New Wallenda Challenge?

June 24, 2013June 24, 2013 JamieReidy

Would love to see Nic Wallenda pound ten beers and then walk the straight line during a DUI stop.

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Steakout

January 30, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

I grew up in a family of lawyers. My dad was an attorney who later became a judge for the State Of Connecticut (he really wanted to become a judge on The People’s Court but […]

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It’s Just Not Worth It

October 9, 2012 Thomas Sullivan

There’s nothing funny about drinking and driving. You risk creating a tragedy for yourself, other people, and their friends and families. If you get caught, your insurance rates are bound to soar and you just […]

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ESPN Finds New Ethics Chief?

December 5, 2011 Stephanie Queen

ESPN Analyst Matthew Barnaby was arrested and charged with a DUI.  The good news is that ESPN has finally found someone with the right credentials to run their journalism ethics department  

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The Mayor Gets a DUI – Justice or Railroading?

June 21, 2011January 3, 2012 Inactive

  Today wasn’t one of the high points of my life.   I spent most of the day in the Court House.    I have been keeping quiet, but about a month ago, I got my first […]

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1 CommentFiction, Ongoing Seriesarrest, bicycles, court, DUI, fiction, humor, lawyers, police

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