Talk Derby to Me
It is Kentucky Derby Week here in the Bluegrass State. Pretty women are all prepping their hats. Freshly grown mint is being muddled, mixed with crushed iced, sugar-water, and bourbon. Country ham is being layered […]
Tag: embarassing stories
“Hey, Line Judge, Your Village Called. They’re Missing Their Idiot!”
A while back, I attended my niece’s high school volleyball game. She was a senior, and I tried to attend as many games as possible. When I see competitive volleyball in person, I am always […]
Revel In The Embarrassment Your Body Causes
The other day at the gym I read an essay in a magazine. In the piece, the author was lamenting the fact that “her body embarrassed her.” Well, I thought to myself, there’s no need […]
It’s Just Not Worth It
There’s nothing funny about drinking and driving. You risk creating a tragedy for yourself, other people, and their friends and families. If you get caught, your insurance rates are bound to soar and you just […]
Things I Probably Shouldn’t Have Said
You ever have one of those days? You know, the kind I mean where you open your mouth, and the words come spewing forth before your brain checks in. We embarrass ourselves and suddenly it’s […]