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Author: Pattie Byrd

Pattie Byrd is a freelance writer specializing in humor commentary, although she also writes reviews, stories and news articles. She has been published in "Mississippi", "Southern Destinations" and other assorted magazines. Currently, she publishes on several internet sites including Yahoo, RedGage and Wikinut.

Wisdom Learned From Facebook

January 25, 2013January 25, 2013 Pattie Byrd

Life is full of learning opportunities, and Facebook is no exception.  Here’s a few of the many lessons I’ve gathered. If you make a baby laugh too hard, he’ll wet his pants.  If you make […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylediapers, facebook, funny stories, humor, Vicks

Car Shopping, Pushy Salesmen and Creative Financing Can Be Fun

January 23, 2013January 23, 2013 Pattie Byrd

On a whim the other day, I decided to go car shopping. Not that I was in the market for a car, but I received one of those flyers in the mail advertising a big […]

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4 CommentsAdmin Page, Everyday Life, Good Clean Funcar shopping, cars, funny stories, humor

Rooster’s Got Something to Crow About

April 12, 2012 Pattie Byrd

Why does the chicken cross the road?  It may be a mystery why some chickens cross the road, but for a rooster who lives in Collierville, Tennessee, he crosses the road every morning to visit […]

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2 CommentsFictionchicken, food, fried chicken, funny stories, humor, Memphis, news

Congrats to HOC.com, But, Donna Cavanagh, Stop Annoying Me

April 8, 2012 Pattie Byrd

Happy First Year Birthday/Anniversary to Humoroutcasts.com, the germ of an idea springing forth from the slightly warped, excuse me, creative mind of Donna Cavanagh.  Donna’s enthusiasm is so contagious it’s aggravating sometimes.  I think it’s […]

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7 CommentsFictionfunny stories, humor, humor writers, writers, writing

Things I Probably Shouldn’t Have Said

April 5, 2012April 6, 2012 Pattie Byrd

You ever have one of those days?  You know, the kind I mean where you open your mouth, and the words come spewing forth before your brain checks in.  We embarrass ourselves and suddenly it’s […]

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Everyday Life, Good Clean Funembarassing stories, friends, funny stories, humor, language, relationships, speech

Jenna Talackova, the Miss Universe Pageant and Me

April 4, 2012 Pattie Byrd

I just read that Jenna Talackova  is going to be allowed to compete in the Miss Universe Pageant.  Apparently, there was a question of whether she could meet the legal gender recognition requirements of Canada.  […]

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2 CommentsFictionbeauty pageants, Jenna Talcackova, Miss Universe Pageant, news, relationships, Sex, transgender, TV

Uncle Clyde, the Redneck Gentleman Farmer Knows How to Please His Customers

November 12, 2011January 3, 2012 Pattie Byrd

    I ran into Uncle Clyde the other day.  Uncle Clyde’s one of those people you’re related to but you’re never quite sure how.  We have a lot of those type relatives in the […]

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1 CommentFictiondiets, drugs, farming, food, greens, humor, jokes, marijuana, southern humor, sweet potatoes

A Comedy of Errors in Everyday Life

November 6, 2011November 6, 2011 Pattie Byrd

I recently ran into an old school friend and when I asked about her life, she told me a long, drawn-out story which basically ended with her telling me she was trying to “find herself.”  […]

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2 CommentsFictionCongress, household products, humor, movies, Tarzan, USA

How Can Soap Get Germs and Other Life Mysteries

August 31, 2011 Pattie Byrd

I see all these advertisements for the latest craze in our zeal to keep germs away from us — the personal automatic soap dispenser.  Not that these are new because I’ve seen them for years […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Words to Think Uponhousehold, kids, personal grooming

Aunt Lottie and the Panty Thief

June 6, 2011 Pattie Byrd

I hadn’t heard from Aunt Lottie in quite a while, so I gave her a call.  “Aunt Lottie, where have you been?  You haven’t dropped by lately.  You must have been really busy.” “No, child, […]

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