Wisdom Learned From Facebook
Life is full of learning opportunities, and Facebook is no exception. Here’s a few of the many lessons I’ve gathered. If you make a baby laugh too hard, he’ll wet his pants. If you make […]
Author: Pattie Byrd
Pattie Byrd is a freelance writer specializing in humor commentary, although she also writes reviews, stories and news articles. She has been published in "Mississippi", "Southern Destinations" and other assorted magazines. Currently, she publishes on several internet sites including Yahoo, RedGage and Wikinut.
Car Shopping, Pushy Salesmen and Creative Financing Can Be Fun
On a whim the other day, I decided to go car shopping. Not that I was in the market for a car, but I received one of those flyers in the mail advertising a big […]
Rooster’s Got Something to Crow About
Why does the chicken cross the road? It may be a mystery why some chickens cross the road, but for a rooster who lives in Collierville, Tennessee, he crosses the road every morning to visit […]
Congrats to HOC.com, But, Donna Cavanagh, Stop Annoying Me
Happy First Year Birthday/Anniversary to Humoroutcasts.com, the germ of an idea springing forth from the slightly warped, excuse me, creative mind of Donna Cavanagh. Donna’s enthusiasm is so contagious it’s aggravating sometimes. I think it’s […]
Things I Probably Shouldn’t Have Said
You ever have one of those days? You know, the kind I mean where you open your mouth, and the words come spewing forth before your brain checks in. We embarrass ourselves and suddenly it’s […]
Jenna Talackova, the Miss Universe Pageant and Me
I just read that Jenna Talackova is going to be allowed to compete in the Miss Universe Pageant. Apparently, there was a question of whether she could meet the legal gender recognition requirements of Canada. […]
Uncle Clyde, the Redneck Gentleman Farmer Knows How to Please His Customers
I ran into Uncle Clyde the other day. Uncle Clyde’s one of those people you’re related to but you’re never quite sure how. We have a lot of those type relatives in the […]
A Comedy of Errors in Everyday Life
I recently ran into an old school friend and when I asked about her life, she told me a long, drawn-out story which basically ended with her telling me she was trying to “find herself.” […]
How Can Soap Get Germs and Other Life Mysteries
I see all these advertisements for the latest craze in our zeal to keep germs away from us — the personal automatic soap dispenser. Not that these are new because I’ve seen them for years […]
Aunt Lottie and the Panty Thief
I hadn’t heard from Aunt Lottie in quite a while, so I gave her a call. “Aunt Lottie, where have you been? You haven’t dropped by lately. You must have been really busy.” “No, child, […]