Bad Artist #27, Miracles
Diaper Haiku #1 Oh you diapers, You need better fragrances. The standard one stinks. Diaper Haiku #2 Sam changed a di’per His wife will forever hear Of this selfless deed. – Paul De Lancey, […]
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Unicorn Bites 2/3/14
Me: *changes 1-year-old’s poopy diaper* Wife: How bad was it? Does she need a new outfit? Me: We need a new house. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 3, 2014 Me: I’m going to turn you […]
Unicorn Bites 1/8/14
How to pick up chicks: 1) Go to the bar. 2) Shout random “Star Wars” quotes. 3) When a woman yells back the next line, marry her. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 8, […]
Wisdom Learned From Facebook
Life is full of learning opportunities, and Facebook is no exception. Here’s a few of the many lessons I’ve gathered. If you make a baby laugh too hard, he’ll wet his pants. If you make […]