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Tag: Star Wars
From Jedi to The Jetsons – The Watering Down Of The Force
Sigh! Jedi Masters just ain’t what they used to be! At one time they were of the caliber of Sir Alec Guiness, the original Obi-Wan Kenobi, a proven hero whose name had the extra fortification […]
Jabba the Hut Wasn’t Too Pleased With His Cheap Flight To Mos Eisely.
Jabba should have known better than to use the discount flyer. First, he couldn’t bring all the baggage he needed to support his immense girth. Then, they wouldn’t allow him to take along his three […]
Ford … Falcon?
I have a feeling you wouldn’t want to be in this car when the driver’s dodging potholes. Guess I should have waited to post this until May Fourth … but I’ve been holding on to […]
Celebrity Hoosiers abound, even far, far away
A lot of great or famous people come from Indiana. (You can be famous without being great, of course – especially these days.) One who isn’t well known, but probably should be, hailed from Professor […]
JUST BECAUSE I AM A MEAN, HORRIBLE PERSON I WILL HEREBY GIVE AWAY THE ENDING OF THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE JUST TO BE A JERK. I KNOW THAT YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO RESIST READING IT!!! BHWAAAAH, HAA, HAA, HAAAAAAA!!!
The ending is this: Luke Sky Walker wakes up and he is back in his bed at his Uncle Ben’s farm in the desert on Tatooine. He has just had the most incredible nightmare. It […]
On Becoming A Storm Trooper- One Piece Of Armor At A Time
FROM THIS: TO THIS: They take you on when you are crippled, weak. They know that when you are vulnerable they can mold you into the relentless warrior machine they want you to be. In […]
