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Why Flowers Beat Snowdrifts

May 6, 2022May 5, 2022 Mark R Hunter

            This won’t come as a shock to anyone who knows me, but I love spring. To paraphrase some action movie or other: Winter is the disease, and spring is the cure. Summer is that […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, LifestyleDutch, flower, flowers, Holland, lilacs, planting flowers, plants, scents, spring, Summer, Tiptoe through the tulips, tulips, winter, winter sucks

Ford … Falcon?

March 15, 2021 Mark R Hunter

I have a feeling you wouldn’t want to be in this car when the driver’s dodging potholes. Guess I should have waited to post this until May Fourth … but I’ve been holding on to […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Movies & TVcars, Star Wars, Summer, sun screen

Wisdom for Dummies

July 23, 2019July 23, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

If you ever go the store planning to buy a ten-pound bag of ice and a gallon of ice cream on a 90-degree day, you should pay close attention to where you park. #LessonLearned

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1 CommentWisdom for Dummies by Dorothy RosbyDorothy Rosby, Summer, Wisdom for dummies

Pulling The Horse Muscle, or Break In the Saddle Again

November 12, 2018November 12, 2018 Mark R Hunter

“Would you like to go on a trail ride?” my wife asked in August. (Yeah, I know. It’s taken me this long to recover from the emotional trauma enough to write about it.) Do you […]

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3 CommentsFictionhorse riding, horses, medical stuff, outdoors, pain, Pokagon State Park, riding, saddle barn, state parks, Summer

Maybe for vacation we should book a hospital room

September 1, 2018September 1, 2018 Mark R Hunter

Right after Labor Day we’ll be on “vacation”. The quotes are because our vacations in recent years have been of the kind people need a vacation to recover from. I do wish I could go […]

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4 CommentsLifestyleback pain, camping, family, Game of thrones, hiking, medical, road trips, Summer, Travel, Vacation

Marketing Your Dog

August 8, 2018 Dave Jaffe

In full-throated summer, colorful, chaotic farmers markets offer a hot weather oasis where you can shop for locally produced, organically grown corn while your dog is torn apart by vicious, unsupervised hellhounds. While such incidents […]

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Everyday Life, LifestyleBrisby, Budleigh, dog behavior, dog walks, dogs, farmers, grocery, market, outdoors, pets, Sleeping between Giants, Summer

Can turnip upstage overrated pumpkin?

September 11, 2017September 12, 2017 Molly Stevens

In case you are in denial about the approach of autumn or in a coma, it’s time to wake up and smell the pumpkins. These orange egomaniacs are encroaching on summer like Christmas usurps Halloween, […]

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Good Clean Funautumn, humor, pumpkin spice, pumpkins, rutabaga, Shallow Reflections, Summer, turnip

It Can’t Be Labor Day… I Have to Go Swimming!

August 30, 2017October 7, 2017 Kathryn Taylor

During the summer, my husband Jon and I go to our local swim club on Sunday mornings to do some laps. We aim for 10:30, when the gates open. That guarantees we won’t have to […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylefamily, humor, Kathryn Taylor, lifeguards, pools, Summer, swimming, vacations

Back to school means no more fun

August 25, 2017August 25, 2017 Michael Picarella

Summer has come to an end, which means the fun is over. They were there for good times in the mornings on days I went to work late, and they were there when I got […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleactivities, back to school, Busy, Exhausted, family, fun, humor, kids, marriage, Summer

Germs or Motes? Waiting for the Frost

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017 Mark R Hunter

I’ve been feeling crappy the last several days: either an oncoming summer cold or a bad allergy attack (and/or lack of sleep This is a third shift worker’s go-to explanation for everything). Considering all the […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Lifeallergies, hiking, medical stuff, outdoors, parks, Summer, trails

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