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It Can’t Be Labor Day… I Have to Go Swimming!

August 30, 2017October 7, 2017 Kathryn Taylor

During the summer, my husband Jon and I go to our local swim club on Sunday mornings to do some laps. We aim for 10:30, when the gates open. That guarantees we won’t have to […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylefamily, humor, Kathryn Taylor, lifeguards, pools, Summer, swimming, vacations

Where’s the Fire?

December 1, 2016 cathy sikorski

Two weeks ago, I wrote a tale about my mother-in-law needing to move to assisted living because the fire department had been called one too many times when she left things on the stove. I […]

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9 CommentsFictionchili, fire department, Five-alarm chili, Half-naked, lifeguards, Senior Housing, sitcom, TBI

The Fog Mystery

July 25, 2013July 25, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

My husband and I were frolicking in the waves  at the Jersey shore. The sky was blue; the air was calm.  But suddenly–yes, this is my cheesy lead into a weird and eerie occurrence—a mist […]

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7 CommentsLifestyleAdrienne Barbeau, beach, fog, Heathcliff, humor, lifeguards, ocean, Radioactive sea life, Stephen King, The Fog, The Mist, waves, Wuthering Heights, zombies/ghosts

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