A Story Slam….. or how to get Brigette Bardot and Eleanor Roosevelt in the same conversation……by Cathy Sikorski
OK, you feel depressed because those golden summer days have gone. But let’s put this in perspective. How do you think hungry sharks feel?
I love vacations. Who doesn’t? I recently went to Florida for one. Okay, it wasn’t vacation so much as it was a “If I don’t get out of here I’m going to lose my mind” trip. I […]
Dear Lord, please help me delicately explain to my ingenious, recycling, music loving girlfriend that I would gladly buy her a waterproof iPod to use whilst she enjoys her day at the beach, Amen.
Dear Summer, Don’t go. What can I do to convince you to stay? You’re my favorite season of the year, and I’m sad to see you go. I keep trying to convince you to stay, but apparently I […]
My husband and I were frolicking in the waves at the Jersey shore. The sky was blue; the air was calm. But suddenly–yes, this is my cheesy lead into a weird and eerie occurrence—a mist […]
I go to a nude beach with my boyfriend. Think what you will; I like having God gaze down upon my bare ass as I watch the waves roll in. I know He has a wide […]
I have never been a person to have good beach hair. Salt water and heat lead to frizz which leads to big hair which leads to scaring other beachgoers. However, I realize I am not […]
Yoo hoo, everybody! I’m back with more words of questionable wisdom. Are you sure you’re ready for this? 1. Even if you live in New York City, if it’s 91 degrees outside you probably don’t […]