What I Did Today
The Sun looks like me when I have just showered. 1) Woke up. 2) Showered. I became amazingly clean and shiny to the point I rivaled the Sun. 3) Then I went super nova–sorry about […]
The Sun looks like me when I have just showered. 1) Woke up. 2) Showered. I became amazingly clean and shiny to the point I rivaled the Sun. 3) Then I went super nova–sorry about […]
You have been warned. This sign confuses me. It reads: “Prop 65 Furniture Warning” When I first saw it, reflection from the Sun produced glare that obliterated the letters “rni” in the word “Furniture.” The […]
And you’d only be 285-days old if you lived in Uranus – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is […]
Will now burn for at least another week Busy, busy day. I’m exhausted. 1) Woke up. 2) Got up. Go me! 3) Worked on finances. 4) Caught up on people’s lives on Facebook(tm). 5) Toasted […]
Something to daydream about. Wanda Wunder #19 Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available in paperback or Kindle on amazon.com […]
Peruvian Entree LOMO SALTADO INGREDIENTS ½ pound French fries 1 aji amarillo chile or jalapeno ½ red onion 1 large tomato ¼ cup fresh cilantro 1 pound sirloin or ribeye ¼ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon […]
Budleigh the Terrier offers Professional Advice from a Licensed Dog. Dear Budleigh, I’m filled with awe and wonder that scientists have captured the first images ever of a supermassive black hole. Some describe it as […]
By now most people have probably figured out that an eclipse is coming this Monday, as it tends to do here in America every so often. Still, I’m not sure everyone’s completely clear on all […]
Today is once more Bad-Advice Friday. I shall be dispensing bad advice to all comers. The advice will stupendously bad. RP asks: Pop Tart wine pairings, please. Dear RP: While many people and all […]
American Breakfast PAUL’S BANANA STRAWBERRY NUT BREAD INGREDIENTS 3 bananas (overripe ones are better) 5 ripe strawberries ½ cup pecans ½ cup butter (softened or melted) ½ cup raisins 2 eggs ½ cup sugar 2¾ […]