Zambonis of the Gods?
It’s a two-mile-long, flat plane of ice floating in the Weddell Sea off Antarctica, shaped like a perfect rectangle. And so big it contains enough water to fill every swimming pool in California several times […]
Tag: aliens
Alien Probe May Arrive, Says Harvard Researchers
With all the major news happening in the world, you may have missed this startling story. Aliens are headed our way. The Pan-STARRS telescope in Hawaii first spotted an unusual object in space on October […]
Val-ANT-ine’s love from the pests
I’m guilty—I haven’t done anything really thoughtful for my wife in a long time. On the Sunday before Valentine’s Day, she woke up from another nightmare. She told me that in her bad dreams I’m […]
Bigfoot and the Solar Eclipse
As we all know, a solar eclipse is heading our way on August 21st. This is an unusual event in that the solar eclipse will be totally visible within a narrow band across 14 contiguous […]
Follow Your Leader?
Aliens: “Take us to your leader, NOW!” American People: “Sure thing, follow us!” [Huge crowds gather outside the White House. Trump greets them.] Aliens: “Are you the leader of your country?” Trump: “Yes, I’m the […]
Sunday Scripture Scribbles 11/13/16
HOPress will be releasing a third book of cartoons from Phillip Dillman in December. Please check out Phillip Dillman’s cartoon first two books Scripture Scribbles: Cartoons from the Choir Loft(HOPress, 2014) and More Scripture Scribbles: […]
Steak au Poivre And How Sock-Heavy Comet Halley Will Destroy Us All
French Entree STEAK AU POIVRE VERT INGREDIENTS ¾ cup whipping cream ¼ cup green peppercorns 2 shallots 1½ pounds tender boneless beef steaks cut 1″ thick 1½ tablespoons butter 1½ tablespoons olive oil 7 tablespoons […]
Playboy Says Goodbye to Nudity?
Playboy Magazine announced that it will be going non-nude as of March 2016. The publishing icon decided to do away with naked pictures after launching a safe-for-work site that proved readers truly seek out the […]
Salami and Eggs and UFOs
American Entree SALAMI AND EGGS INGREDIENTS 3 ⅓” thick slices Hebrew NationalTM salami 2 eggs ¼ teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon vegetable oil 1 teaspoon deli mustard (optional) Makes 1 plate. Takes 10 minutes. PREPARATION Make […]
Mars Bombshell: We Are Not Alone
The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) has discovered irrefutable proof that alien life exists on the planet Mars, according to an anonymous source. The evidence was uncovered by the Mars Exploration Rover vehicle Curiosity, […]