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You have been warned. This sign confuses me. It reads: “Prop 65 Furniture Warning” When I first saw it, reflection from the Sun produced glare that obliterated the letters “rni” in the word “Furniture.” The […]
You have been warned. This sign confuses me. It reads: “Prop 65 Furniture Warning” When I first saw it, reflection from the Sun produced glare that obliterated the letters “rni” in the word “Furniture.” The […]
Washington, D.C. – Marjorie Taylor Greene, Congresswoman, former Waffle House waitress and Miss Georgia Peach Pit 1990, has called for the search and capture of pop singer, Rihanna. “She’s an illegal space alien and a […]
At last, our Congress, which has proven itself incapable of dealing with real threats like climate change, pestilence, gun violence and assaults on democracy and […]
UFOs, aliens, they’re out there! Scary, very scary. They’re inside our homes, our castles, as well. I’m terrified. Look at the pictures below. The photo on the left caught a UFO beaming up people for […]
Who built the Egyptian pyramids? Giant prehistoric aliens. Why did they build the pyramids of Giza? So they could play ring toss. Ring toss is a fun game. Always has been. Always will be. How […]
Professional Advice from a Licensed Dog. Howdy, Budleigh! So, like, UFOs? Does this new Pentagon declassified report on unidentified flying objects reveal any threats to Dillie, my Greyhound? I’ve watched “Alien” like a dozen […]
American Entree BROWN SUGAR SMOKED SALMON INGREDIENTS 3 tablespoons brown sugar 1 teaspoon dill 1 teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon salt 2 pounds salmon fillets vegetable oil SPECIAL UTENSILS smoker electric thermometer wood chips (apple, cherry, […]
It’s a two-mile-long, flat plane of ice floating in the Weddell Sea off Antarctica, shaped like a perfect rectangle. And so big it contains enough water to fill every swimming pool in California several times […]
With all the major news happening in the world, you may have missed this startling story. Aliens are headed our way. The Pan-STARRS telescope in Hawaii first spotted an unusual object in space on October […]
I’m guilty—I haven’t done anything really thoughtful for my wife in a long time. On the Sunday before Valentine’s Day, she woke up from another nightmare. She told me that in her bad dreams I’m […]