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Val-ANT-ine’s love from the pests

February 9, 2018
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I’m guilty—I haven’t done anything really thoughtful for my wife in a long time. On the Sunday before Valentine’s Day, she woke up from another nightmare. She told me that in her bad dreams I’m…

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Bigfoot and the Solar Eclipse

August 19, 2017
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As we all know, a solar eclipse is heading our way on August 21st.  This is an unusual event in that the solar eclipse will be totally visible within a narrow band across 14 contiguous…

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Follow Your Leader?

June 12, 2017
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Aliens: “Take us to your leader, NOW!” American People: “Sure thing, follow us!” [Huge crowds gather outside the White House. Trump greets them.] Aliens: “Are you the leader of your country?” Trump: “Yes, I’m the…

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Sunday Scripture Scribbles 11/13/16

November 13, 2016
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HOPress will be releasing a third book of cartoons from Phillip Dillman in December. Please check out Phillip Dillman’s cartoon first two books Scripture Scribbles: Cartoons from the Choir Loft(HOPress, 2014) and More Scripture Scribbles:…

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Steak au Poivre And How Sock-Heavy Comet Halley Will Destroy Us All

January 26, 2016
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French Entree STEAK AU POIVRE VERT INGREDIENTS ¾ cup whipping cream ¼ cup green peppercorns 2 shallots 1½ pounds tender boneless beef steaks cut 1″ thick 1½ tablespoons butter 1½ tablespoons olive oil 7 tablespoons…

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Playboy Says Goodbye to Nudity?

October 15, 2015
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Playboy Magazine announced that it will be going non-nude as of March 2016.  The publishing icon decided to do away with naked pictures after launching a safe-for-work site that proved readers truly seek out the…

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Salami and Eggs and UFOs

April 17, 2015
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Salami and Eggs and UFOs

American Entree SALAMI AND EGGS INGREDIENTS 3 ⅓” thick slices Hebrew NationalTM salami 2 eggs ¼ teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon vegetable oil 1 teaspoon deli mustard (optional) Makes 1 plate. Takes 10 minutes. PREPARATION Make…

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Mars Bombshell: We Are Not Alone

August 12, 2014
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Mars Bombshell: We Are Not Alone

The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) has discovered irrefutable proof that alien life exists on the planet Mars, according to an anonymous source. The evidence was uncovered by the Mars Exploration Rover vehicle Curiosity,…

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Curry Noodles and Your Extraterrestrial Clothes Dryer

July 9, 2014
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Curry Noodles and Your Extraterrestrial Clothes Dryer

Malaysian Soup CURRY NOODLES (laska) INGREDIENTS – PASTE 1 large shrimp (1 pound more later in SOUP) 5 garlic cloves 4 macadamian nuts 6 fresh red chiles (remove seeds to make less spicy) 5 shallots…

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The wisdom in believing

April 5, 2014
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The wisdom in believing

People who don’t believe in anything really bug me. Mostly because they’re a snore, but also because it speaks to the egotistical manner by which we humans approach life. The other day my son boldly…

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