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Famous TV Finales that Never Happened

October 26, 2018
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Most Baby Boomers remember the celebratory final episode of “The Mary Tyler Moore Show.” Everyone in the newsroom was fired except for Ted. Lou Grant (Edward Asner) tells his colleagues, “I treasure you people” and…

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Cut to a Windowless Room Under Red Square

October 22, 2018
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With POTUS talking directly to journalists and broadcasters, the White House Daily Press Briefing may be as extinct as the Tyrannosaurus Rex. Why do 45s diatribes need interpretation when Himself is here, there, and everywhere,…

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Rabbit Skunk and The Roches

October 7, 2018
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Forty-three years ago on October 11, 1975, I was a friendless, dateless college freshman in an all-girls dorm. I watched TV in the Schmidt Hall common room with the three overweight juniors who lived in…

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Helen Feyer America! My Transparent Campaign Expenses

August 23, 2018
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As your candidate for Congress, I, Helen Feyer, feel a burning desire for full transparency with my potential constituents throughout our district. Here are my campaign expenses, explained: 1. Writing to my donors on a…

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Clothes Horse of the Midwest

August 21, 2018
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  http://thechive.com/2017/08/26/a-world-without-fashionable-animals-is-one-we-dont-want-to-live-in-24-photos/   I am not nor have I ever been a clothes horse. When I was 14, I had the same shape I do now, long legs, short waist, and a muffin top (more…

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Other Malicious Actors

July 28, 2018
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This morning’s “Washington Post” reported the President held a meeting Friday about securing the nation’s upcoming mid-term elections. Many of the nation’s top security advisors participated in the 1-hour session, though the President issued no…

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The Case of the Braying Buffoon

July 21, 2018
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Days before the Big Cheeto met with Russia’s Top Dog, he told a press gaggle, “There probably won’t be a Perry Mason moment.” POTUS was wrong. His event with Vlad the Repellant had at least…

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And Bette Midler as Queen Victoria

July 14, 2018
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I’m a huge Anglophile and I despise the Big Orange Cheeto.  Why are these two random things related?  Because earlier this week Queen Elizabeth II, Elizabeth Alexandra Mary,  House of Windsor, hosted  Vlad The Deal…

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General Kelly’s Hunger Games

July 12, 2018
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After Chief of Staff John Kelly appeared cranky at the July 11 NATO breakfast with POTUS and other world leaders. White House spokesman Sarah Huckabee Sanders released a statement to the Washington Post, “”[Kelly] was…

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Acme Tactical Products Emergency Plan Regarding Pruitt’s Resignation

July 11, 2018
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Dear Marketing Team: Over the past 18 months, Acme Tactical Products has experienced exponential growth with the attention from former EPA Secretary Scott Pruitt. Now that Pruitt has resigned from his cabinet-level position, Acme anticipates…

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