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Author: Amy Abbott

Amy McVay Abbott is often cranky. She's been writing for publication since she was fourteen and covered the "School Beat" for a weekly newspaper. It was mostly downhill from there. Rather than scream, "Get outta my yard," she writes. Buy her books at https://www.amazon.com/Amy-McVay-Abbott/e/B00LI999SQ%3Fref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share

Clothes Horse of the Midwest

August 21, 2018 Amy Abbott

  http://thechive.com/2017/08/26/a-world-without-fashionable-animals-is-one-we-dont-want-to-live-in-24-photos/   I am not nor have I ever been a clothes horse. When I was 14, I had the same shape I do now, long legs, short waist, and a muffin top (more […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle

Other Malicious Actors

July 28, 2018 Amy Abbott

This morning’s “Washington Post” reported the President held a meeting Friday about securing the nation’s upcoming mid-term elections. Many of the nation’s top security advisors participated in the 1-hour session, though the President issued no […]

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Fictionelection, election meddling humor, midterms

The Case of the Braying Buffoon

July 21, 2018July 23, 2018 Amy Abbott

Days before the Big Cheeto met with Russia’s Top Dog, he told a press gaggle, “There probably won’t be a Perry Mason moment.” POTUS was wrong. His event with Vlad the Repellant had at least […]

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Politics45, Big Cheeto, Dan Coats, Della Street, Helicopter Wave, Lt. Tragg, Paul Drake, Perry Mason, Richard Nixon

And Bette Midler as Queen Victoria

July 14, 2018July 14, 2018 Amy Abbott

I’m a huge Anglophile and I despise the Big Orange Cheeto.  Why are these two random things related?  Because earlier this week Queen Elizabeth II, Elizabeth Alexandra Mary,  House of Windsor, hosted  Vlad The Deal […]

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Fiction, Politics45, Bette Midler, Bozo, Elizabeth R, Pink Pussy Hats

General Kelly’s Hunger Games

July 12, 2018 Amy Abbott

After Chief of Staff John Kelly appeared cranky at the July 11 NATO breakfast with POTUS and other world leaders. White House spokesman Sarah Huckabee Sanders released a statement to the Washington Post, “”[Kelly] was […]

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PoliticsChief of Staff, John Kelly, NATO breakfast

Good Deeds Rarely Go Unpunished

July 7, 2018 Amy Abbott

I have absolutely no idea what possessed me to volunteer calling Bingo again at a senior retirement community.  I had been volunteering here every two weeks for most of the summer.  Yet, there I was […]

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4 CommentsLifestylebingo, games, octogenarians, stereotypes about seniors

Vows for Old Married People

July 5, 2018 Amy Abbott

Break the glass, light the candle, jump the broom, drink the wine. There’s a magical quality to the marriage ceremony of young people. The white dress, the sacred music, the brides of another era dabbing […]

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A Study of Chin Hairs

July 4, 2018July 4, 2018 Amy Abbott

In a recent scientific study that examined postmenopausal women, researchers determined a causal relationship between the appearance of unsightly, gray chin hairs, their removal, and early onset of memory loss. Leading researchers studied post-menopausal women […]

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Fiction, LifestyleBroderick Crawford, chin hair, female chin hair, menopause

Look at the Old Girl Now

June 24, 2018June 24, 2018 Amy Abbott

It’s hard to believe I entered my seventh decade nearly a year ago. Friends warned me that 60 brings unwanted changes to the body. On my natal date last July, I fulfilled a bucket list […]

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4 CommentsFiction, LifestyleBette Midler, Hello Dolly, Rhino Shield, Turning 60

Ugly Americans First Meal in Paris

June 15, 2018 Amy Abbott

On the bus in London and the Eurostar to France, our tour guide coached us. “Speak French. They like to hear their language, and will respect you if you try it. Remember, eating at a […]

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Everyday Life, FictionBullwinkle, food, Paris, Steve Martin, Travel

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