The Case of the Braying Buffoon
Days before the Big Cheeto met with Russia’s Top Dog, he told a press gaggle, “There probably won’t be a Perry Mason moment.” POTUS was wrong. His event with Vlad the Repellant had at least […]
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Deflate-Gate? Enough Gates, Already
http://gty.im/57210914 DEFLATEGATE? ENOUGH GATES, ALREADY! I’ve been asked to write about Deflategate. In other words, I’m under pressure to talk about under-pressured footballs. And worse, yet, to call it Deflategate. No! I won’t do […]
Rodman: Ping Pong vs Basketball Diplomacy
PING PONG vs BASKETBALL DIPLOMACY Dennis Rodman in North Korea, weirdest thing we’ve seen this year. We didn’t get all the pictures. We don’t know if he wore his calico dress or his formal nipple […]
Mayor Lund’s School of Political Correctness
The continuing saga of Mayor Lund and his Trailer Park Hello, my name is Mayor Tom Lund, I’m the Mayor for a large trailer park in western PA. Today, as I walked through the streets […]