The Place to Take a Humor Break
LOL stands for laugh out loud. But many of us too restrained, too shy, or too introverted to ever laugh out loud. But we still find things really funny. This self consciousness leads us to […]
[The following true story is based on a time when a good friend of mine’s then 16-year-old daughter tried to wriggle out of several lies she told her parents about a “sleepover” at a friend’s […]
I just read an article offering “21 Believable Excuses For When You Need To Flake On Plans.” My question: who needs an arsenal of 21 excuses? I mean one or two, OK. Maybe three. But […]
As we get older, I’m told we acquire greater self-awareness (well, some of us do—certain presidential contenders fly in the face of this truism). But I digress. I hate to admit it, but I’ve become […]
Relationship status: I sent my wife a Facebook invite to a party in my pants. She chose “will not attend.” — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 11, 2014 Me: I meant to do that. Wife: You […]
I HATE keeping secrets – not that I’m not good at it – I am – good at it, that is – but SO MANY people ask me to keep their secrets that I now have […]
You’re officially an adult when you realize being honest and being polite are never the same thing. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 1, 2014 Wife: You didn’t notice my haircut Me: You didn’t notice mine […]
My hobby is convincing little kids to say, “Last night I played with the little boy who died in our house.” So far I’ve made 2 families move — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November […]
This might surprise you. It certainly surprised me. Apparently I’m not perfect! I know! It’s about as believable as a unicorn who has recently been turned down for a mortgage for not keeping it real. Jill […]
