The Place to Take a Humor Break
[The following true story is based on a time when a good friend of mine’s then 16-year-old daughter tried to wriggle out of several lies she told her parents about a “sleepover” at a friend’s […]
I just read an article offering “21 Believable Excuses For When You Need To Flake On Plans.” My question: who needs an arsenal of 21 excuses? I mean one or two, OK. Maybe three. But […]
As we get older, I’m told we acquire greater self-awareness (well, some of us do—certain presidential contenders fly in the face of this truism). But I digress. I hate to admit it, but I’ve become […]
Relationship status: I sent my wife a Facebook invite to a party in my pants. She chose “will not attend.” — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 11, 2014 Me: I meant to do that. Wife: You […]
I HATE keeping secrets – not that I’m not good at it – I am – good at it, that is – but SO MANY people ask me to keep their secrets that I now have […]
You’re officially an adult when you realize being honest and being polite are never the same thing. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 1, 2014 Wife: You didn’t notice my haircut Me: You didn’t notice mine […]
My hobby is convincing little kids to say, “Last night I played with the little boy who died in our house.” So far I’ve made 2 families move — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November […]
This might surprise you. It certainly surprised me. Apparently I’m not perfect! I know! It’s about as believable as a unicorn who has recently been turned down for a mortgage for not keeping it real. Jill […]
Thirty million people across America tuned in to watch Thursday evening’s well-hyped interview of disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong by Oprah Winfrey, practically all of them shortly after discovering that they actually received OWNTV and that […]
