Over the past 15 years, low-GI diets have been associated with decreased risk of cardiovascular disease, type 2 diabetes, metabolic syndrome, stroke, depression, chronic kidney disease, formation of gall stones, neural tube defects, formation of uterine fibroids, and cancers of the breast, colon, prostate, and pancreas.

I don’t care if Jill Y’s organic, low GI, wheat-grass, soy shake doesn’t bring any boys to the yard. It brought me to the yard and I have no intention of leaving.

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Unicorn Bites 3/18/14

I drink in moderation, but I define “moderation” as “not quite enough to kill me.” — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 18, 2014 A female mantis kills the male after sex. That used to seem cruel, […]

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When you realize EVERYONE hates you

As far as stories go, this is one. They said I couldn’t mock something as severe as severe depression. They should have known, not to say something like that to me. I’m a big kid […]

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Prescription Sleep Aids May Cure Insomnia…Permanently

As an insomniac, I am awake during the middle of the night to see the brilliantly placed commercials for prescription sleep aids. Most of these drugs warn that one of their potential side effects may […]

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