Unicorn Bites 5/19/14

Introverts want to be away from people. Extroverts want to be around them. Perverts want to be inside them. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 19, 2014 Daycare lady: Your 2-year-old head-butted another kid over a snack. […]

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Unicorn Bites 4/21/14

It’s weird how when a woman says, “It’s up to you, honey,” it sounds exactly like “Read my mind or die, motherfucker.” — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 21, 2014 The worst places of no return: […]

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