Chadian Entree PEANUT SQUASH STEW INGREDIENTS 2½ pounds summer squash (zucchini, patty pan, or crookneck) 2½ tablespoons peanut or vegetable oil 1 teaspoon salt 2 cups roasted peanuts 1 teaspoon brown sugar SPECIAL UTENSIL Dutch […]
Me: Do you want a ponytail for our trip to the zoo? 4-year-old: No. A lion will eat it. Safety first. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 13, 2014 I’ve done a great job educating my […]
Things my 3-year-old said she wants to be today: 1) teacher 2) astronaut 3) Jedi 4) dinosaur Things she never wants to be: 1) quiet — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 9, 2014 My 1-year-old calls […]
Don’t kid yourself. You don’t have multiple personalities. As far as I can tell, you don’t even have one. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 19, 2013 Autocorrect changed “honor” to “honour” because apparently […]
I once proofread for a living and cannot decide whether I’ve got job security for life or am now a dinosaur. The War on Literacy is won.
According to the Wall Street Journal, Republican Party leaders recently gathered for the first time since taking a stomping in the November elections. They met under the banner “Renew, Grow, Win”, which sounds like a […]
So as usual, we spend a little more time than expected, the present robs from the future…and then all of a sudden we find ourselves in a Walmart parking lot instead of our intended National […]