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Household Hacks for the Omni Impaired

September 22, 2016
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Household Hacks for the Omni Impaired

Things are not as easy as they might seem. Everything is difficult. We all have our moments. Here is a list of blindingly simple hacks to enrich our confused lives. Excelsior, friends, excelsior! 1) To…

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Mostly Helpful Cooking Tips #3

January 19, 2015
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Mostly Helpful Cooking Tips #3

 People often ask me, “Paul, what is the secret to culinary happiness?” Here are four more tips. 1) Guys, do not scratch your balls immediately after removing seeds from an habanero pepper. Watch your hands…

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Unicorn Bites 3/9/14

March 9, 2014
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Things my 3-year-old said she wants to be today: 1) teacher 2) astronaut 3) Jedi 4) dinosaur Things she never wants to be: 1) quiet — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 9, 2014 My 1-year-old calls…

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Why During Christmas, You Never Forget Your Fire Department

December 25, 2013
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Why During Christmas, You Never Forget Your Fire Department

Unfortunately, this is the true tale of the fire in my kitchen this past weekend. Please sing to the tune of 12 Days of Christmas.  Don’t worry, I counted only to Five. I don’t want…

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Unicorn Bites 9/22/13

September 22, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 9/22/13

My 1-year-old sat on my lap and said, “Bye.” I think she’s planning to kill me. The worst part is she’ll still be adorable while she does it — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 22, 2013…

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