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Everyone, thank you for coming on such short notice. As you know, our competition really raised the bar for unforgettable gender reveal parties. They set California on fire to announce their client’s son’s penis! We […]
Yeah, life. It’s a thing, ain’t it? You’re rolling along, way too busy, doing too much of what you don’t really want to do and not enough of what you do. Then, one day, you […]
A woman in Indiana got a big surprise when she looked at the sonogram of her soon-to-arrive baby. There, in the midst of her womb was an image of what her relatives and friends say […]
Oh, pregnancy. Such a beautiful time of change and transformation. The weight gain, swelling, and sleeplessness of carrying a growing life inside you is really something. Really. And if the loose joints, aching feet, and […]
One of the many challenges of being pregnant is dealing with people’s odd, offbeat and occasionally downright rude responses. But don’t let it get you down. Instead? Play… PREGNANCY BINGO Roz Warren is the author […]
Ryan Gosling has been in the news recently because he allegedly got Evan Mendes pregnant. He hasn’t denied it but I won’t believe it until the DNA test is complete. Even then, I’m sure she […]
3-year-old: MY FINGERS ARE TURNING INTO OLD PEOPLE! I left her in the bathtub too long. Childhood is terrifying. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 12, 2014 “I want a man who loves me for my […]
Wife: I said to dress our toddler in tights Me: I did W: Those are leggings I have no idea what I did wrong, so I apologized & took a nap — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) […]
Things my 3-year-old said she wants to be today: 1) teacher 2) astronaut 3) Jedi 4) dinosaur Things she never wants to be: 1) quiet — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 9, 2014 My 1-year-old calls […]
