Adding Injury to Insult
Oh, for Pete’s sake! Another bra went missing. While packing for our trip, I made a last minute decision to toss my strapless model into the suitcase. Three times I rifled through my underwear drawer, […]
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Unicorn Bites 5/11/14
3-year-old: MY FINGERS ARE TURNING INTO OLD PEOPLE! I left her in the bathtub too long. Childhood is terrifying. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 12, 2014 “I want a man who loves me for my […]
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Just because I’m a softly spoken, unopinionated, quiet person of timid sensibilities doesn’t mean I don’t have a voice. Just because that voice is seldom heard and rarely draws attention to itself doesn’t mean it […]