I Need Some Gas Money
The great duo of Jan and Dean had a great hit with their superb, “Gas Money.” In this song, the only thing preventing the driver and his companion from going out and having fun is […]
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Great Misheard Moment in History
Since 1562 French Catholics and Protestant Hugenots had been fighting a series of bloody wars, called “The French Wars of Religion.” In 1589, Henry IV had became the legal heir to the French throne, after […]
Spotlight on Wil 3 – Author of “Heartly God?”
Excerpt from Heartly God? Chapter Three The protestors’ movement, if it can be deservingly titled as such, was aimed at the removal of Father O’Toole from St. Mary’s Parish and the whole Catholic Church. It started […]
Church Diaries
Sunday 8:00 AM. It’s snowing. I think I’ll skip Mass today. Skipping church on Sunday is a mortal sin, says Father McGarrity. I’ll bet it’s not any kind of sin when it’s snowing. Maybe it’s […]
Unicorn Bites 5/11/14
3-year-old: MY FINGERS ARE TURNING INTO OLD PEOPLE! I left her in the bathtub too long. Childhood is terrifying. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 12, 2014 “I want a man who loves me for my […]
Welcome To iChurch
The other day I read an article on how anti-gay policies are driving young people away from traditional churches. Right below that article was another in which the Dalai Lama posited that “technology cannot produce […]
The Ten Commandments of the Easter Vigil Mass
1. Thou shalt not drip candle wax onto thy neighbor’s coat. 2. Thou shalt not smoke up the entire church with incense, thereby causing much coughing and sputtering among the people. 3. Thou shalt speak […]
Eight Ways to Make Catholic Mass Great Again
Recently it appears that religion seems to be slowly waning in its influence. This is no less true than with the Catholic faith. Young people are simply not identifying with the faith anymore, and I […]
Sugartastic Daddy John and the fictitous book of mass confusion.
Sugartastic Daddy John has an IQ, the size of my deep-rooted hatred for Bon Jovi and that’s no small thing at all. That doesn’t mean we don’t like to massively confuse him from time to […]