Wisdom for Dummies
If you hear strange noises outside, whatever you do, do NOT investigate, especially if it’s a dark and stormy night, the power is out, and there’s scary movie music playing. Actors do that all the […]
Tag: actors
REVIEW OF LA LA LAND
Sometimes we HO writers are more Outcasts than Humorists. I have been watching Hollywood musicals since I could toddle to the TV and change the channel myself. I am a freak for all things Hollywood, […]
Peanut Sauce and Ape Actors
Beninese Appetizer PEANUT SAUCE INGREDIENTS 1 small tomato 1 small onion 2 tablespoons peanut oil 1½ tablespoons chili powder ¼ teaspoon salt 1 cube MaggiTM beef bouillon* 1 cup water 10 tablespoons smooth peanut butter […]
Sixty-One Year Old Librarian Finds Happiness With A 900-Year-Old Time Lord
I’m thinking of quitting my job so that I can pursue my true purpose in life, which is keeping up-to-date on David Tennant. David Tennant is the adorable Scottish actor who played the Tenth Doctor […]
Show Biz Chimps
I have worked with many famous people during my many years of employment in Show Business. Oh sure, I could drop names like Beyonce, Barbra Streisand, Frank Sinatra, Kevin Bacon, Charlize Theron, Bruce Springsteen, Jennifer […]
Sometimes Life Hands You Lemons – Sometimes You Are the Lemon
During the 90s I worked for a local television station. One individual, a popular author, who was responsible for airing the program, wrote and began shooting a movie during that time. I was more than […]
Harrison Ford lucky to crash on golf course!
Harrison Ford crash-landed his vintage airplane on a golf course just short of the Santa Monica Municipal Airport yesterday after experiencing engine failure. Reports state that “a couple of doctors” were near-by and cared for […]
Back Again
If you still doubt the reality of reincarnation, consider this: the great comedic actor Chris Farley died in 1997. Shortly thereafter, in 2000, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford won his first City Council seat. Yup, Chris […]
L.A. Does Too Have Seasons
This time of year, I often hear people spouting popular misconceptions about the Great Southern California Basin like erroneous factoids spewing out of a Fox News cornucopia. For example, the constantly repeated refrain, “L.A. has […]
Fifty Shades of Grey: The Movie
The wait is finally over. No, they haven’t found the last golden ticket to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory (I wish). The leads have been cast for the movie adaptation of the trashy novel…um…sorry…I mean erotic […]