I Need Some Gas Money
The great duo of Jan and Dean had a great hit with their superb, “Gas Money.” In this song, the only thing preventing the driver and his companion from going out and having fun is […]
Tag: actors
Wisdom for Dummies
If you hear strange noises outside, whatever you do, do NOT investigate, especially if it’s a dark and stormy night, the power is out, and there’s scary movie music playing. Actors do that all the […]
REVIEW OF LA LA LAND
Sometimes we HO writers are more Outcasts than Humorists. I have been watching Hollywood musicals since I could toddle to the TV and change the channel myself. I am a freak for all things Hollywood, […]
Peanut Sauce and Ape Actors
Beninese Appetizer PEANUT SAUCE INGREDIENTS 1 small tomato 1 small onion 2 tablespoons peanut oil 1½ tablespoons chili powder ¼ teaspoon salt 1 cube MaggiTM beef bouillon* 1 cup water 10 tablespoons smooth peanut butter […]
Sixty-One Year Old Librarian Finds Happiness With A 900-Year-Old Time Lord
I’m thinking of quitting my job so that I can pursue my true purpose in life, which is keeping up-to-date on David Tennant. David Tennant is the adorable Scottish actor who played the Tenth Doctor […]
Show Biz Chimps
I have worked with many famous people during my many years of employment in Show Business. Oh sure, I could drop names like Beyonce, Barbra Streisand, Frank Sinatra, Kevin Bacon, Charlize Theron, Bruce Springsteen, Jennifer […]
Sometimes Life Hands You Lemons – Sometimes You Are the Lemon
During the 90s I worked for a local television station. One individual, a popular author, who was responsible for airing the program, wrote and began shooting a movie during that time. I was more than […]
Harrison Ford lucky to crash on golf course!
Harrison Ford crash-landed his vintage airplane on a golf course just short of the Santa Monica Municipal Airport yesterday after experiencing engine failure. Reports state that “a couple of doctors” were near-by and cared for […]
Back Again
If you still doubt the reality of reincarnation, consider this: the great comedic actor Chris Farley died in 1997. Shortly thereafter, in 2000, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford won his first City Council seat. Yup, Chris […]
L.A. Does Too Have Seasons
This time of year, I often hear people spouting popular misconceptions about the Great Southern California Basin like erroneous factoids spewing out of a Fox News cornucopia. For example, the constantly repeated refrain, “L.A. has […]