A Dark and Seriously Stormy Night
I complain about winter weather a lot, so maybe it’s time to complain about something else: Spring weather. Yes, spring arrived, kind of, like the proverbial lion. The last […]
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Twister Tales Make Scary Stories
The Governor of Indiana proclaimed March 13-19 to be Tornado Preparedness Week. He used to call it Tornado Awareness Week, but a conspiracy theory emerged that without awareness we might not have noticed tornadoes in […]
Wisdom for Dummies
If you hear strange noises outside, whatever you do, do NOT investigate, especially if it’s a dark and stormy night, the power is out, and there’s scary movie music playing. Actors do that all the […]
SPARKS BRIEF: Be Snow Afraid!
Due to an impending snow event, I am sharing this special alert: Philadelpia, PA – “Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt this program to bring you a news bulletin from the National Weather Service. A “Bread […]
Dear Arthur:
We know how much you wanted to share our Fourth of July holiday with us. There is just one thing: NOBODY INVITED YOU! We still haven’t completely recovered from the visit your cousin Sandy made […]