We know how much you wanted to share our Fourth of July holiday with us. There is just one thing:
NOBODY INVITED YOU!
We still haven’t completely recovered from the visit your cousin Sandy made back in October, 2012. Thank you for thinking of us, but no thanks.
In other words, go blow yourself out somewhere where nobody lives. We would appreciate that.
Sincerely,
The Entire East Coast of The United States
CHEERS to that! *clink*
Amen!
Massively well said Kathy. Arthur had better listen to you!
I just hope he doesn’t send any of his friends up here later on in the season! 😉
On the other hand, you don’t have to worry as much about fireworks causing accidental fires … or being able to get them lit at all.
It was unusually quiet yesterday. 😉
Boy, wish I could say the same here …
In my old Brooklyn neighborhood the firecrackers could be heard all summer. Then the guy who was supplying them moved away. Blessed peace after that!