Strawberry Cobbler and Napoleon’s Russian Invasion
American Dessert . STRAWBERRY COBBLER . INGREDIENTS . 1¾ fresh strawberries ½ cup sugar (½ cup more later) 1¾ teaspoons baking powder 1 cup flour 1 cup warm whole milk ⅜ teaspoon salt ½ cup […]
American Dessert . STRAWBERRY COBBLER . INGREDIENTS . 1¾ fresh strawberries ½ cup sugar (½ cup more later) 1¾ teaspoons baking powder 1 cup flour 1 cup warm whole milk ⅜ teaspoon salt ½ cup […]
Chinese Entree BLACK BEAN CHICKEN INGREDIENTS 1 pound chicken breasts ½ tablespoon corn starch 1 teaspoon grated ginger 4 teaspoons rice wine or sake 2 garlic cloves 2 shallots 2 tablespoons peanut oil or vegetable […]
Last Saturday morning I fell down and broke my crown. I didn’t really break it, but I certainly gave it some rough treatment. I had gotten up early to check Weather.com. When could I work […]
While walking back to the Spring Shelter at Pokagon State Park, I encountered my wife with a fella named Fred. Good thing too, because I would have made a wrong turn if she hadn’t pointed […]
Today is Bad-Advice Friday. I shall be dispensing bad advice to all comers. The advice will stupendously bad. Even moderately sane politicians will say, “No, no, don’t follow this advice.” I would advise you not […]
Thoughts enter our heads at the strangest times. Just a moment, frozen in time, and bam! The memory surfaces out of nowhere. . . Surrounded by friends, he had fallen asleep in a lawn chair […]
Uruguayan Entree PANCHO (hot dog) INGREDIENTS 1 small onion 1½ tablespoons vegetable oil (additional 2 tablespoons later) 2½ tablespoons ketchup 2½ tablespoons mayonnaise 2 corn cobs 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 4 quarter pound hot dogs […]
We know how much you wanted to share our Fourth of July holiday with us. There is just one thing: NOBODY INVITED YOU! We still haven’t completely recovered from the visit your cousin Sandy made […]
1) Never stick a pencil up your nose. Lead doesn’t smell good. Neither do rubber erasers. 2) Do not wear flip-flops in a snowstorm. One of them will come off and blow away. You will […]
Okay! I’m back again with these. If you want to make something of this, please confine your wisecracks to the “Comments” section below. Thank you. For professional singers: 1. If you want to have a […]