Kathy’s Points to Remember
Things to Think About When Voting 1. That guy who told you to vote early and vote often — he was hired by your cousin to get you arrested so that your cousin can get […]
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Kathy’s Points to Remember
1. Everyone who is not rich knows that rich people are never happy. If rich people were happy, the rest of us would have nothing to use to make ourselves feel better about not being […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
It is advisable not to make the following resolutions, no matter how much fun they must be: 1. To make the Guinness Book of World Records for consecutive jaywalking. 2. To get a group of […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
(I’ll bet you all thought I was through with these!) 1. Coffee is necessary to maintain life as we know it. 2. If you are out of coffee, you are justified in spending the day […]
Warnings That We Should See, But Don’t
On a bag of Peanut M&Ms: The contents of this bag can be highly addictive to people with no self-control. On a group of really hot firemen who are grocery shopping together in Stop & […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
If you slap yourself and you feel it, you’ll know you are here. If you’re happy and you know it, people will wonder what you have been smoking. Never lend your favorite black marking pen […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
Never put your shoes on the wrong feet. Your feet will become confused and start to walk in opposite directions. If you are a foot model for disgusting pictures on a podiatrist’s wall, don’t wear […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
Never enter a revolving door or turnstile in front of someone who is bigger, stronger and faster than you are, unless you want to learn to fly. The meek shall fall to the earth. Neither […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
People are smarter than computers. We just pretend to be dumber so we won’t make the machines feel bad about themselves. Your computer will never crash until you are almost finished with that super important […]
Things Nobody Should Have Ever Told Us
There are some wise-sounding sayings that are not as wise as they sound. It would have been better if they had not been said in the first place, or if they had been rephrased to […]