Kathy’s Points to Remember

(I’ll bet you all thought I was through with these!)

It looks so innocent.
It looks so innocent.
1. Coffee is necessary to maintain life as we know it.

2. If you are out of coffee, you are justified in spending the day in bed.

We must start early to teach good diet habits.
We must start early to teach good diet habits.
3. Chocolate is not a necessity of life, but it’s pretty close.

4. It isn’t a good idea to watch a slasher movie on TV just before going to bed. Ditto for old Alfred Hitchcock Presents episodes.

5. If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. If you teach him to fish you can get him out of your hair for several hours on any nice day.

6. Early to bed and early to rise is dull as hell, because most of the fun places are open at night.

7. Senior dating sites? I’ll have to think about that one and get back to you.

8. Dirty dishes will never wash themselves. Hire a maid to do it. You’ll be contributing to the economy of the country, and lowering the unemployment rate.

9. A good time to clean the apartment is a day or two before the city building inspectors are due to come around.

10. If you are making a list of points to remember and you are having trouble coming up with one more thing, it’s time to quit.

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3 thoughts on “Kathy’s Points to Remember”

  1. I was hoping you weren’t through with these. The person who combines 1, 2 and 3 is a legend in Bill Y’s world.

  2. Regarding Senior Dating Sites: I keep getting pop-up ads that say, “Looking for 50+ Girlfriends?” and I always think, “Who needs more than 50 girlfriends? Three or four are plenty for me.”

    1. You can handle three or four women at one time? I don’t know whether to have a new respect for you or be afraid! 😉

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