Kathy’s Points to Remember: 2017 Holiday Edition
1. If you re-gift a gift that you hate, be careful not to re-gift it to the person who gave it to you in the first place. 2. Don’t yell at Aunt Louise when she […]
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Kathy’s Points to Remember
The early bird catches the worm. Therefore, it is not advantageous to be an early worm. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket, unless you hate having both hands full. In that case, if […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
(I’ll bet you all thought I was never going to write one of these lists again! Well, I have to come back to this from time to time. It’s a habit.) 1. It is alright […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
1. Everyone who is not rich knows that rich people are never happy. If rich people were happy, the rest of us would have nothing to use to make ourselves feel better about not being […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
(I’ll bet you all thought I was through with these!) 1. Coffee is necessary to maintain life as we know it. 2. If you are out of coffee, you are justified in spending the day […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
If you slap yourself and you feel it, you’ll know you are here. If you’re happy and you know it, people will wonder what you have been smoking. Never lend your favorite black marking pen […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember: Fashion
Rule No. 1: If it shows everything you’ve got, don’t wear it. Rule No. 2: If it’s ugly, don’t wear it. Rule No. 3: If it looks fabulous on someone else but butt-ugly on you, […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
1) Never stick a pencil up your nose. Lead doesn’t smell good. Neither do rubber erasers. 2) Do not wear flip-flops in a snowstorm. One of them will come off and blow away. You will […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
You’re only as fat as you feel, and I feel like having more ice cream. It’s hot outside, and the body needs to be cooled, preferably with something that tastes good. Pizza contains protein and […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember: Special Summer Edition
A. You know it’s summer when: … you lose five pounds in two hours just from sweating … you go to your favorite quiet spot in the local park and find it occupied by ten […]