Deep Thinker Ponders Doughnuts

Deep Thinker asks the question we’ve all been thinking.     Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available […]

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This Many Calories In Four Tons of Makawoni Au Graten (Haitian macaroni and cheese)

A bit less than four tons. The brilliant foodie Italiandiva asks: “How many calories are there in four tons of Makawoni Au Graten?” Dear Italiandiva, Thank you for your interest.  The answer is 10,533,019 calories. […]

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How I Will Save The World From Bigass Comets And War

If you’re like me, the thought of three-mile-wide comet striking the Earth terrifies you. I mean the last time we got hit by one, woowee, things were bad! We’re talking mass extinction with exclamation points […]

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Unicorn Bites 8/12/14

My recent Google searches: calories burned sitting calories burned chewing gum calories burned vigorously chewing gum pie recipes — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 12, 2014 2-year-old: *mumbles* Me: What did she say? 4-year-old: She said […]

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