This Many Calories In Four Tons of Makawoni Au Graten (Haitian macaroni and cheese)

A bit less than four tons. The brilliant foodie Italiandiva asks: “How many calories are there in four tons of Makawoni Au Graten?” Dear Italiandiva, Thank you for your interest.  The answer is 10,533,019 calories. […]

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How I Will Save The World From Bigass Comets And War

If you’re like me, the thought of three-mile-wide comet striking the Earth terrifies you. I mean the last time we got hit by one, woowee, things were bad! We’re talking mass extinction with exclamation points […]

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Unicorn Bites 8/12/14

My recent Google searches: calories burned sitting calories burned chewing gum calories burned vigorously chewing gum pie recipes — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 12, 2014 2-year-old: *mumbles* Me: What did she say? 4-year-old: She said […]

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