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Absolutely Accurate Forecasts of Everything for 2023
The world is a chaotic and often terrifying place. What will happen to us? What should we do? It all seems so unpredictable. But that simply isn’t so. Listed below are compelling issues and events, […]
The Miracle of Birth
Is there anything more heartwarming and beautiful than the miracle of birth? Particularly so, when it happens in the wild. Here then is the rarely seen birth of a red bell pepper. Just one more […]
Online Herbs for Witchcraft
I cook many different dishes from around the world. This means I require herbs from all over as well. Many of these herbs cannot simply be found near my fair city of Poway, California. So […]
How to Celebrate Boxing Day
To celebrate Boxing Day, I shall put something in a box. This is a box – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks […]
Blackened Turkey Dogs
Cajun Entree BLACKENED TURKEY DOGS INGREDIENTS 6 turkey hot dogs6 hot dog buns½ teaspoon paprika⅛ teaspoon salt¼ teaspoon cayenne pepper¼ teaspoon Poultry MagicTM spice¼ teaspoon cumin¼ teaspoon thymeNo-stick cooking spray PREPARATION Preheat skillet to 350 […]
Beef on Spiced Potatoes From Belize
Belizean Entree BEEF ON SPICED POTATOES INGREDIENTS 2 large unpeeled baking potatoes BEEF MIXTURE3 garlic cloves1 pound lean ground beef1 14.5 ounce can Mexican, or spicy, diced tomatoes1 teaspoon Jamaican Jerk spice½ teaspoon red recado […]
Sumac Chicken, Time Machines, and Fame
Palestinian Entree SUMAC CHICKEN(Musakhan) INGREDIENTS ¾ teaspoon cardamom¼ teaspoon cinnamon½ teaspoon nutmeg¾ teaspoon pepper¾ teaspoon salt3 tablespoons sumac1½ tablespoons lemon juice3 pounds chicken breasts4 medium red or yellow onions2 tablespoons olive oil (2 more tablespoons […]
Pan Fried Meat and the First Hunters
South Sudanese Entree SHAIYAH(Pan fried meat) INGREDIENTS 2½ pounds lamb, beef, or goat2 cups water.¾ red onion (¼ red onion more later)2 stalks celery4 garlic cloves1 jalapeno pepper or red chile pepper1 bay leaf½ teaspoon […]