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Words To Live By

June 6, 2015
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Words To Live By

1) Do what you can do. If you can do it, then you can do it. 2) Don’t do what you can’t do. If you can’t do it, then you can’t do it. 3) Not…

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“Zombie-On-The-Go” Products – ZombieWipe

May 11, 2015
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“Zombie-On-The-Go” Products – ZombieWipe

Zombies, has this ever happened to you? You’re on the way home to your lovely wife’s birthday party–You were smart enough to know that death and zombification wouldn’t fly as an excuse to miss it–and…

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How The British National Election Will Give Me Super Powers

May 9, 2015
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How The British National Election Will Give Me Super Powers

According to USA Today on May 7, 2015, Britain’s Green Party held one seat in Parliament. There were much larger parties holding many more seats vying for control of the country’s destiny. However, they are…

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Proof That Extraterrestrials Walk Among Us

April 27, 2015
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Proof That Extraterrestrials Walk Among Us

For a number of days now, WordPress has been showing more visits to my blog than the sum of all visits from all countries and regions on our planet. If a visitor to my blog…

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Mystery Movies for Hallmark?

April 14, 2015
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Mystery Movies for Hallmark?

Lately, I have been watching the Hallmark Movie Channel’s mystery features. In all these movies, murder comes a-calling to the smallest of towns and hamlets that dot the American landscape. And I’m not talking “Oops,…

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Movie Commentary: The Ancient Greeks Did Not Fight in Speedos

February 25, 2015
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Movie Commentary: The Ancient Greeks Did Not Fight in Speedos

300 makes my all-time fetid-movie list. While it is true that the Spartans heroically delayed the Persian invasion at Thermopylae, it is not true that: 1) All Persians were hideous, hairless, trolls. Most Persians probably…

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A Modest Proposal for Peace in the Middle East

February 24, 2015
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A Modest Proposal for Peace in the Middle East

Shakshuka, a weapon for peace. Things remain chronically unstable and unpleasant in the Middle East. The Arab nations and Israel just haven’t gotten along as well as one might have hoped. Indeed one cannot look…

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Strange Club

February 23, 2015
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Strange Club

About an hour from the Pacific Ocean and in a canyon in the southeast corner of San Diego County there is a sign proclaiming, “Canyon Yacht and Gun Club.” This club intrigues me tremendously. How…

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The Sounds of Silence

February 16, 2015
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The Sounds of Silence

What if there were a word composed entirely of silent letters? I’ve never heard of such a word, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. I didn’t know of the word “qi,” and I still…

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Paul Knows Ducks

February 4, 2015
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Paul Knows Ducks

See the ducks wait for Paul to feed them.     See the ravenous ducks charge Paul.     See the rabid ducks chase Paul out of the park.   – Paul De Lancey, Friend…

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