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The Federal Budget Process, or Lack Therof

July 15, 2018
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How sad is it that, when I found an article entitled “20 of the craziest things that the US Government is spending money on”, my first thought was: “How did they narrow it down to…

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Maybe I should have started a 401K

August 4, 2016
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I’m starting out August working 10 days in a row … which will pretty much take me to mid-August, come to think of it. When I was young—ahem, younger—that kind of schedule wouldn’t have phased…

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I Challenge Donald Trump to Debate. His Campaign Asks for a Donation

July 29, 2016
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Voters of America, Recently,via Facebook, I again invited Mr. Trump, candidate for the Republican party, to engage me in open debate. He didn’t respond,  However, his people are flooding my internet connection with ads asking…

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My Plan to Donate My Powerball Jackpot Winnings to the Kids in Africa

January 19, 2016
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I was really bummed to learn that I did not win the recent $1.6 billion Powerball jackpot. I was so close to winning it all. I was only off by four or five numbers. Drat!…

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SPAM Sandwich

September 8, 2014
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Today we have a guest writer. I am trying to open up HO to writers who have helped us out in the past and this talented woman, Beth Rubin, is one of them.  I am…

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Who The Hell Is Watching Me?

August 28, 2014
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Who The Hell Is Watching Me?

I am convinced there is a higher force watching over us, but not the kindly, altruistic, divine type you’re thinking of.  No, this one is much more sinister and devious and, well, greedy.  It’s the…

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Too many people buy things they don’t need with money they don’t have, trying to impress people they don’t even like.

Too many people buy things they don’t need with money they don’t have, trying to impress people they don’t even like.

Thirsty Dave took out a mortgage to buy Scurvy Jane a new pair of shoes, when he saw something that made him think: Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I…

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Unicorn Bites 4/14/14

April 14, 2014
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1-year-old: *walks in with a handful of Pringles* Me: You can’t have those for breakfast. 1: *hands me one* Me: I didn’t see anything. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 14, 2014 Me: *walks in the…

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Unicorn Bites 3/22/14

March 22, 2014
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Unicorn Bites 3/22/14

Me: Do you want me to put your hair in a bun? 3-year-old: NO! My hair isn’t a hamburger. Touché. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 23, 2014 The former child star on “Two and a…

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Coupon Cravings

February 23, 2014
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I’m an addict.  A full blown addict.  My drug of choice?  Normally it’s Chipotle burritos, but lately it’s become coupons and online shopping. I can’t get enough.  I’m a junkie and nothing makes me feel more alive…

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