Funny Money Fax for Fast Cash
We received a very nice fax at work one day (remember the fax?), from Mrs. Nazek Audi Hariri. I’m sure you’ve heard of her husband, Rafik Baha al-din Hariri. Or at least, it’s possible you […]
Tag: theft
Warning! Neighborhood Break-in
We’ve recently had several break-ins in my neighborhood. Thankfully, no one has been hurt. The thought of a break-in is very scary to me. The funny thing is that I really don’t care about whether […]
Boob One And Boob Two
After two wallet thefts within a six- month time frame, I decided to give up carrying a purse. So where was I to carry my wallet and my cell phone? Pockets? I don’t know about […]
Arrested Development
Just as the understanding of how magnets work is impossible to comprehend, this is impossible to comprehend. A leap of faith is what is needed and a giant leap at that. Thirsty Dave was arrested […]
Even a Mugshot Deserves a Bright Smile
Two Indianapolis-area men have been arrested in the theft of thousands of dollars of Crest Whitening Strips from several Walmart and Target locations. While the police were all smiles when they nabbed the bleaching burglars, […]
Business Ain’t For Everyone
In college I worked in a grimy little bar to keep solvent financially. The windowless, cinderblock establishment was called “Bandidos”. It doesn’t get much cheesier than that. The guy who managed the bar had the […]
People, It Is Time To Fight Back
We see the same story every holiday season. And I’m not talking about It’s A Wonderful Life or The Charlie Brown Christmas Special. I’m referring to incidents that may or may not be part of […]