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Even a Mugshot Deserves a Bright Smile

January 5, 2015 Donna Cavanagh

Two Indianapolis-area men have been arrested in the theft of thousands of dollars of Crest Whitening Strips from several Walmart and Target locations.  While the police were all smiles when they nabbed the bleaching burglars, […]

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12 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayburglars, crest whitening strips, humoroutcasts, Indianapolis, long in the tooth, police, robberies, theft

Housewarming Gifts That Will Always Be Remembered

January 20, 2014January 20, 2014 Donna Cavanagh

Several people I know have moved in the last few months, and so my mind has been focused on finding housewarming gifts that would fit each new homeowner’s personality. I have scoured retail stores and […]

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14 CommentsFictionburglars, CSI, diets, Expos, fountains, housewarming gifts, humor, humoroutcasts, ketchup and mustard gun, Las Vegas, police, warrant, welcome mats

The Exploding Microwaveable Potato

January 10, 2012January 10, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I was nuking a microwave-ready sweet potato in, of course, the microwave.  Microwave-ready means that it’s wrapped in plastic and bears a label that says microwave ready.  I don’t think it’s any different than regular […]

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12 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylebrain tissue, burglars, explosion, humor, I Survived, marriage, microwaves, sweet potatoes, TV

Legal Burglars and the FBI — Another TV Show in the Making?

August 4, 2011September 2, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

You feel safe knowing that the police are hunting down criminals whose goals are to break into your home and wreak havoc while you are gone. But what happens if the criminals you fear are […]

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5 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Words to Think Uponbugs, burglars, criminals, dogs, FBI, humor, Tact Ops

Crime Stopper with a Butter Knife–Maybe Not

May 6, 2011July 1, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

I hate watching TV with my husband at night. He likes to turn on Criminal Minds before we go to bed. He falls asleep in the middle of the show, and I am left awake […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, RelationshipsAlarm, burglars, butter Knife, Criminal Minds, Family Guy, funny, humor, TV

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