Daylight Saving Time Jagoffery
If you were late for work this past Monday and you claimed “forgot to change my clock” as an excuse, we’re calling the Bull$#@ card on ya. Just about everything re-sets itself these days… except of […]
If you were late for work this past Monday and you claimed “forgot to change my clock” as an excuse, we’re calling the Bull$#@ card on ya. Just about everything re-sets itself these days… except of […]
My 1-year-old learned to turn on the microwave. I told her to move out. There’s nothing more I can teach her. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 5, 2013 If you want kids, don’t […]
Something horrible happened at the office where my wife works yesterday. A bananacide. She and a co-worker stumbled upon a banana that had been brutally murdered. The police arrested an apple that was seen […]
I was nuking a microwave-ready sweet potato in, of course, the microwave. Microwave-ready means that it’s wrapped in plastic and bears a label that says microwave ready. I don’t think it’s any different than regular […]