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This isn’t an emergency, but …

August 26, 2019August 26, 2019 Mark R Hunter

I’ve been feeling a little old lately, and it might have to do with the fact that I’ll soon hit my 28th anniversary as a 911 dispatcher. Doesn’t seem possible, does it? I mean, I […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Technology911, 911 dispatcher, emergency services, jail, jobs, telecommunications, telecommunicators, work

NIGHT OF THE DEAD (AIR)

April 17, 2018April 12, 2018 Tim Jones

 [The following is a true story.] The year was 1977. I was 22, just out of college, and working minimum wage for a top-forty radio station in Charlottesville, Virginia – WCHV. I completed a grueling […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Funcareer, losing my job, radio, work

Maybe I should have started a 401K

August 4, 2016August 4, 2016 Mark R Hunter

I’m starting out August working 10 days in a row … which will pretty much take me to mid-August, come to think of it. When I was young—ahem, younger—that kind of schedule wouldn’t have phased […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, WritersAugust, money, moving south, overtime, power tools, retirement, work, writing, youth

Daylight Saving Time Jagoffery

March 12, 2015March 12, 2015 John Chamberlin

If you were late for work this past Monday and you claimed “forgot to change my clock” as an excuse, we’re calling the Bull$#@ card on ya.  Just about everything re-sets itself these days… except of […]

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5 CommentsFictioncell phones, daylight saving time, John Chamberlin, losing an hour, March Madness, microwaves, office, spring forward, stoves, work

Down With Monday Holidays

October 14, 2014October 14, 2014 Beth Rubin

I’m slogging through the Tuesday after Columbus Day like a drunk after a three-day bender. Yesterday’s government-declared Monday holiday tripped me up once again into believing that yesterday was Sunday redux. I couldn’t understand why […]

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3 CommentsLifestylebirthdays, calendars, Christmas, Columbus Day, humor, July 4th, Monday holidays, Sundays, Thanksgiving, work

Bad Artist Funny #2, A Writer

September 3, 2014September 3, 2014 Paul De Lancey

Well now you know. – Paul the Writer   Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial Murders. My books are available in paperpack or Kindle on amazon.com, As an e-book on Nook or on my website-where you can get […]

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Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, LifestyleDe Lancey, sofa, work, writer

Unicorn Bites 9/1/14

September 2, 2014September 2, 2014 James Breakwell

A bikini model whose job is to be 99% naked had nude pics leaked? Whatever. I didn’t know for sure she had nipples, but I kind of assumed. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 1, 2014 […]

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Daybobbi pins, bomb squad, clapping too hard, French Braid, Holiday, humor, humoroutcasts, James Breakwell, parenting, two year old, waking up, work, XplodingUnicorn

Happy To Pee

August 29, 2014August 29, 2014 Mario Turchiarolo

                    One morning at work, I was on my way to the kitchen to get some milk for my cereal and wound up walking behind a […]

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13 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebathroom, bladder, breakfast, Cereal, colon, conspiracy theory, Frosted Mini-Wheats, happy feet, hash browns, HR, humor, humoroutcasts, kitchen, ladies room, milk, office, plasma TV, ponce de leon, strawberry, Vacation, work, X-Box

Vacation Values

August 24, 2014 E. V. Erton

Americans only take about half of the paid vacation days they are eligible for according to a recent survey. The reason is fear: fear of falling behind or losing their jobs or missing something important […]

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2 CommentsFictiondon't take holidays, Europe, paid vacation, the office, work, workaholics

Snarky Answers to Those Silly Job Interview Questions

August 5, 2014August 5, 2014 Kathy Minicozzi

Have you ever been on a job interview where the interviewer has pulled out a whole bunch of required questions? Have you ever had to sit there like a dummy because the only answer you […]

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11 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestyleemployment, fun, funny, funny lists, humor, humoroutcasts, interview, job interview, Kathy Minicozzi, snarky answers, work

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