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Outta My Way, Suckas!!!

June 28, 2019June 28, 2019 Miss Nackawic

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Grow Up!

June 10, 2019June 10, 2019 Miss Nackawic

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A Quiet, Retiring Dog

May 10, 2018 Dave Jaffe
Retirement gifts for dogs, while heartfelt, can be impractical and even lead to neck strain.

How heart-warming when a professional dog can retire before she’s blown up. So many of us just settle for Medicare. After an eight-year career as a bomb-detecting dog at Chicago’s O’Hare and Midway airports, Lacy, […]

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The Upside of Getting Old

October 3, 2017October 3, 2017 Tim Jones

I recently turned 45. Even more recently, I turned 62. This old body is starting to show signs of wear and tear. I haven’t checked, but I’m pretty sure it’s way out of warranty. When […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Lifeaging, health and fitness, retirement

Bobby and Thom Have The Expat Convo

February 19, 2017February 19, 2017 Howard Fishman

Thom and I were on the last walk of the day with our Doodle, Rhoda Morgenstern. Thom was subdued. Something was brewing. “I’ve been doing a lot of reading about life as an expat. Have […]

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7 (sort of) surprising tidbits about stress

February 8, 2017February 8, 2017 Roxanne Jones

We’ve all heard about how chronic stress is bad for our hearts, brains and emotional wellbeing, makes us fat, and even shaves years off our lives because it speeds up the aging process. The physiological […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebaby boomers, boomer haiku, Cat videos, cortisol, fight or flight, Goldilocks stress, laughter, retirement, stress, stress hormones

The Old Farts Tennis Club

September 11, 2016September 11, 2016 Tim Jones

Recently I joined an extremely exclusive club here on Camano Island – the swank Royal Racquet and Earl Grey Tea Society. They play on the only public tennis courts on the island. In order to […]

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2 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestylegrowing old, recreation, retirement, tennis

9 Tell tale signs of ‘workopause’

August 22, 2016August 23, 2016 Molly Stevens

There comes a time in your life when you have paid off the mortgage, the kids are grown and you realize your career quads are too weak to climb the corporate ladder. You start to […]

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Maybe I should have started a 401K

August 4, 2016August 4, 2016 Mark R Hunter

I’m starting out August working 10 days in a row … which will pretty much take me to mid-August, come to think of it. When I was young—ahem, younger—that kind of schedule wouldn’t have phased […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, WritersAugust, money, moving south, overtime, power tools, retirement, work, writing, youth

My Weekly Business Report – Retirement Edition

September 15, 2015September 15, 2015 Tim Jones

Until this past July, for the previous four decades, I had always worked in business. I was routinely required to submit reports on my progress: Sales forecasts, pipeline analyses, business plans – you name the […]

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