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Welcome to Orca Falls

July 13, 2021July 9, 2021 Tim Jones

I live on Camano Island in Washington state. There are no towns on the island and very few stores. To find a Starbucks, beauty salon, or tattoo parlor, you need to leave the island and […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Fiction, Good Clean Funorca falls, rebranding, recreation, towns, Travel, Vacation, vacation destinations

Travels With Grumpy

September 15, 2020September 15, 2020 Tim Jones

Hi, there. I’m Grumpy. No, not that Grumpy. I’ve never met Snow White. Do I look like one of her minions? No, I’m Grumpy the bear. My owner, Tim Jones, adopted me in 1980 when […]

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Good Clean Funleisure, pets, recreation, stuffed animals, Travel, vacations

Today in Sports – Coronavirus Edition

March 25, 2020March 25, 2020 Tim Jones

Welcome back to Eyewitness News. It’s time for a check on sports with our sports anchor, Tim Jones. Tim, what’s happening in your world? Thanks, Tina. Love your purple medical mask, by the way. Matches […]

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Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Sportscoronavirus, recreation, sporting events, sports, sports news

Welcome to Skiing

February 25, 2020February 29, 2020 Tim Jones

So, you’ve finally decided to take up the adrenaline-pumping sport of downhill skiing. Congratulations! I’m confident that, in no time, with a little advanced planning, you’ll be swishing between moguls, mastering hot dog aerials and […]

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1 CommentFictiondownhill, recreation, skiing, sports

A Night at the Opera – Act Two

December 7, 2018 Tim Jones

A year ago, I did something incredibly stupid. I listened to my wife. More specifically, I agreed to join her and some friends for a night at the opera. Well, I did it again. Right about […]

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2 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestyleculture, music, opera, recreation, the arts

My Visit to Authentic Scotland (Sort of)

August 8, 2017August 8, 2017 Tim Jones

Recently, my wife and I spent a day exploring Scotland. Okay, technically we didn’t actually travel all the way to the land of Braveheart. But we did the next best thing: We went to a […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean FunHighland Games, recreation, Scotland, Scottish

Day at the Museum

May 9, 2017May 12, 2017 Tim Jones

As a good husband, I try to feign interest in my wife’s favorite passions. It’s easy when we’re talking kittens or kayaking. But the next time my wife asks, “Honey, how would you like to […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestylemuseum, natural history, recreation, relationships

The Joy of Sleeping

May 2, 2017May 2, 2017 Tim Jones

Three of the greatest pleasures in life – and I’m sure you will agree – are: relaxing poolside in a sunny tropical location, eating cookie dough ice cream, and sleeping. When my number is up, […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestylerecreation, relaxation, rest, sleep

Being a People Pleaser Can Get You into Trouble

March 28, 2017March 28, 2017 Tim Jones

[WARNING: This blog post contains a visual image which some readers may find offensive and which could cause nightmares. Elderly people, young children and readers with weak constitutions may wish to avoid proceeding further.] There […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Lifeembarrrasing moments, entertainment, recreation

The Old Farts Tennis Club

September 11, 2016September 11, 2016 Tim Jones

Recently I joined an extremely exclusive club here on Camano Island – the swank Royal Racquet and Earl Grey Tea Society. They play on the only public tennis courts on the island. In order to […]

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2 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestylegrowing old, recreation, retirement, tennis

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