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Getting older leads to sleepless night

August 17, 2018
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I was going to bed late, had to get up early for work—probably should’ve skipped that cup of coffee—and I was getting old. Wow, my son turned 15! I am old. I lay in bed…

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The Joy of Sleeping

May 2, 2017
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Three of the greatest pleasures in life – and I’m sure you will agree – are: relaxing poolside in a sunny tropical location, eating cookie dough ice cream, and sleeping. When my number is up,…

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I’m blaming the zombie apocalypse on sleeplessness

April 26, 2017
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It only stands to reason: the zombie apocalypse, when it happens, will be due to insomnia and sleeplessness. Think about it. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control has already declared sleeplessness a public health epidemic,…

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Bad Advice Friday, 3-31-17

March 31, 2017
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Bad Advice Friday, 3-31-17

Today is once more Bad-Advice Friday. I shall be dispensing bad advice to all comers. The advice will stupendously bad. RO asks: Why do I need a trip to Hawaii? Dear RO: Your life is…

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Daylight Savings Explained

March 4, 2016
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GrandfatherClock

Dear Mr. Explainer, We set our clocks forward one hour on March 13. So we lose an hour. But then we get it back on November 6 when we set our clocks back one hour?…

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ALLIGATORS, LIP GLOSS AND SEX IN SPACE: WHAT I LEARNED FROM MAGAZINES THIS WEEK

February 29, 2016
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  According to both Russian and American space authorities, nobody has ever had sex in space. (Popular Mechanics, February 2016) Wealthy people don’t watch a lot of TV. (Money, March 2016) The more sleep you…

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A Celebratory Snooze

August 24, 2015
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It’s a big day today, a day worthy of celebration. I decided that on this particular Monday, I’ll do whatever the heck I want. I want sleep. This says less about me than about the…

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Friday Humor Devotional

July 24, 2015
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Dear Lord, please help me restrain from laughing out loud at my crazy Aunt Gladys.  When she asked what church I attended, I jokingly said, “I worship at Our Lady of the Sealy Posturepedic .” …

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The Great Jello Assault

June 15, 2015
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Kids love Jello. Or so we are told. But as a kid, I never “got” it. I saw it as a worthless food-like substance that didn’t taste like it looked, frequently contained hidden fruit, and…

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The Circle of Life

The Circle of Life

Drink, Sleep, Relieve, Repeat. Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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