Posts Tagged ‘ caffeine ’

Caffeinated and Infatuated: My Steamy, Dreamy Barista

August 22, 2018
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caffeinated and infatuated

    For the record: I’m no coffee connoisseur. I drink lattes because they satisfy my two chief criteria for coffee – lots of milk and lots of room for sugar. But recently, I met…

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Writing To Stress Writing For Stress

October 21, 2017
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Now, I want to start by saying I am NOT having heart problems. Originally I was going to start with, “So I went to the doctor to have my heart checked …” Which would have…

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Bad Advice Friday, 3-31-17

March 31, 2017
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Bad Advice Friday, 3-31-17

Today is once more Bad-Advice Friday. I shall be dispensing bad advice to all comers. The advice will stupendously bad. RO asks: Why do I need a trip to Hawaii? Dear RO: Your life is…

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Coffee Head

December 9, 2016
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I had nothing to worry about. The caffeine in the coffee I drank before bedtime wouldn’t keep me awake. I’d get to sleep in good time and be well rested before a very busy day…

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I Never Told My Parents: My Caffeinated Lesson

December 7, 2015
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There are some things you simply can’t tell your parents when you are a freshman in high school. Or rather, there are some things you can tell them and probably should tell them but are…

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Friday Humor Devotional

October 23, 2015
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Dear Lord, please do not forsake us for our poor judgment.  Last week when our cat inadvertently drank my triple Espresso I left on the kitchen table my husband suggested that our family take up…

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Friday Humor Devotional

October 9, 2015
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Dear Lord, please forgive my absentmindedness.  I left my triple whipped cream espresso on the kitchen table and my cat decided to help himself to the entire cup.  He caught three mice,  five birds and…

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Egg Coffee and How Goats Almost Ruled the Earth

July 5, 2014
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Egg Coffee and How Goats Almost Ruled the Earth

Norwegian Appetizer EGG COFFEE INGREDIENTS 9 cups water (1⅓ cups more later) ½ cup freshly ground coffee ⅓ cup water (1 cup more later) egg 1 cup water. PREPARATION Add 9 cups water to large…

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Unicorn Bites 4/1/14

April 1, 2014
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I don’t recycle because if I set aside all my empty bottles and cans I’d have to admit I’m an alcoholic. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 1, 2014 I’ve been drinking coffee for so long…

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Curious Over Keurig

February 6, 2012
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Can someone please explain the Keurig coffeemaker to me? I know the coffee is good, but one cup at a time does not sate my caffeine lust.  I need a pot of coffee to make…

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